Twin of the Random's Yang
As night cloak the land and creatures of the darkness hunt the lands for prey. A monstrous Ushi Oni was fighting a unicorn stallion in the darkness as he blocked the demons sharp spider legs with chains as he spin the chain. "* ROAR* WATASHI WA ANATA NI NAZO NO KOTO O KOROSUDESHOU!"
"(Dull and empty tone) I know you can't understand me, but I can. You can't escape your crimes and shall meet the judge of hell." He charged at the creature with glowing eyes in the shadows as he jumped in the air and slashed 3 of its legs. It fell and tried to escape until the stallion whipped the chain to slice off his head. He caught the whip chain to reveal it was connected to a sickle. "Enjoy the punishments of your crime in hell." His horn glowed a shadowy aura as the corpse burn in black fire as it vanish, leaving nothing in place; not even a burn mark in the ground. He pulled a wanted poster of that demon he killed as it vanished into the shadows "I need to inform the Assassins guild of the complete assignment, I need to find a place to relax." He looked around and see a sign that is pointed to a town "Ponyville…? If my brothers see this than they make lots of puns and vandalisms of pranks plus eating all the snacks they can eat… well bankrupt them out of snacks." He trot the path as an imp with a knife jumped him, he grabbed him with his hooves and snapped the imp's neck. As morning came and the sunlight dissolved the corpse, Fluttershy came out in a happy mood as she began feeding the animals with nothing scary today. She started to feed the chickens and humming peacefully as the animals were hissing and fleeing away from something dangerous or somepony. She tried to get their attention as she saw a stallion unicorn in a dark black-gray hoodie and sweatpants with red死亡 on both sides, frightening atmosphere trotting towards Ponyville as she fled to her home. The hooded unicorn saw her fled and sighed annoyed. As he was about to leave, a rabbit was in his path holding a rock. He tilted a little as the rabbit threw it at him as he caught it without flinching or showing any reaction. Angel's jaw dropped as he crushed it like it was a peanut shell. He looked at the rabbit as the rabbit cowered in horror in seeing his eyes, the eyes of death himself "……Boo." Angel lost all color and feeling to move as he fainted. He sighed as he continued his path as Fluttershy came out to pick up Angel.
In back at the Vardos of the Mystery Family, R.G. out with a hot cup of coffee with a large Dorayaki as his true self. "*Yawn* I hate mornings when having a hangover and I wasn't even drunk." He looked down at the ground to see Random sleeping on his back without his brace and Lil' Miracle was sleeping on his belly. He looked horrified "(Whispered voice) That Mega-Psycho! He forgot to put his brace back on!" He yelled softly so he doesn't wake their daughter. He used his magic to put it on Random and covered his wings. He turned into his Pony form "Geez, if those 6 annoying chicks knew the real me: I'm betting their act all those arrogant self-loving assholes. I will not show mercy! And if whoever know Random's… No! That will never happen on our watch!" He chugged the whole cup and consumed the Dorayaki to spiked up his senses with a caffeine rush and sense something strange "Huh? This presence… I know this one…" His eyes widen and looked to the town "Can it be… him?!" As Random's eyes opened, sit up quickly, and hold Lil' Miracle.
"It's him! He's here in the country!" The ponies in town backed away as the unknown pony in the hoodie, they can see his eyes, cold, emotionless and with death in them. His eyes moved to each side as the residents backed away from him or hid in their homes. The kids, however, looked amazed at him
"Who is he?"
"He looks super awesome."
"He could be a cool hero!"
"Or a hero in the arcade games!" They were about to get his autograph until their parents took them in as he enter the bakery of sweets and sugar. He looked around as Pinkie appeared in front of him.
"HELLO!" The pony in the hoodie didn't even flinch as he waved dully
"Greetings." Mr. and Mrs. Cake looked nervous
"Can we help you?" They both said.
"Do you… have any… Taiyaki?" They looked confused
"Excuse me?" Said Mr. Cake
"…Dorayaki, Dango, Anko, Higashi or Coffee Jelly even?" Pinkie made a face looking disgusted
"Coffee flavor jelly?! YUCK!"
"It does sound gross… if you ate it black but you can top it… with whipped cream or ice cream." Pinkie looked interested and grabbed him
"Any ice cream?!" He removed her hooves on him which scared her since his eyes glowed ominously
"Don't… touch me... and yes if you want to be creative. If you don't have any of those than... I shall have… your bakery's special, to go." Pinkie backed away slowly as he waited patiently until Twilight and her friends came in.
“Pinkie! We heard about some dark stranger in town and…" He was standing there, waiting until Rainbow Dash got in his face.
"Alright buddy! Drop the hood and face me like a pony!" The stallion looked at her, pulled a kusarigama from his sleeve and pushed her aside as her friends panicked at the weapon
"Words from the wise;… never start a fight with a being that is deadly." Twilight ready her magic and shoot a beam at him to paralyzed him but he moved his head as it removed his hood which cause some shock, betrayal, and confusion.
"You?!"
"*gasp*!" They saw the stallion turns out to be Random with a different mane style like a short white part of his mane covered his eye as the black side form a huge ponytail and a blank uninterested, emotionless anime stare.
"I knew you were a no-good sneak that being faking ever since you came here!" Yelled Applejack. The door open as Mr. and Mrs. Cake were surprised.
"Hey what's going on?" Rarity turned her head to Random.
"You show your true colors, you ruffian!" Random was surprised.
"You discover my secrets?!"
"Yes we did and you…" Her eyes widen as she saw Random and turned around to see Random and looked back "Bwah!!!" she screamed and fainted with no couch this time.
They turned around to see Random looking confused with Lil' Miracle on his head "So how did you find out my secrets? I didn't even go careless." Their eyes widen as he noticed his lookalike.
"*GASP!*" He looked happy and excited "GOTHIC!" He charged through them and embrace Gothic in a hug. "I knew that balance of light and dark Chi was you!" He lifted him in the air like a baby, tossed him in air as he still gave a blank stare and caught him "It's been too long, like 7 years at best!" He shook him like a baby rattle "I've missed you so much and been hoping we meet again! As we have been thinking about you; the birthdays we missed, the celebrations and holidays of our homeland. Oh in the name of Yami, we got so much to talk about; My travels, your travels, R.G.'s travels, Zeshaman's travels, all the mess-up stuff we seen and create!"
"RANDOM!!" He looked at Twilight as she was losing her mind by this nonsense.
"Yes…"
"WHO is this pony?" Gothic slowly moved his head towards them.
"Yes… who are they, Random. The blue Pegasus is beginning to annoy me, and the pink one reminds me of you but female and less filthy." Pinkie looked confused.
"Huh?" Random smacked his cheek.
"Oh right, I forgot you girls were here, my mistake. Anyway… this is Gothic Mystery, my awesome and swick twin brother!" They're jaws dropped except for Rarity as Pinkie gave him his order.
"Here you go, one super jumbo Pinkie Special! Plus you'll get a Welcome Party after we get to know each other!" Gothic moved his eyes at the bag as a dim aura around it, walked out with Random and wonder why there was a baby filly on his brother's head.
"Questions: Why is there a baby on your head, what is her name and who are her parent slash parents?" Random moved his eyes up as Lil' Miracle woke up and slide down his back.
"She's there because she was still sleeping, Lil' Miracle is her name and she's R.G.'s, Zeshaman's and my daughter." Gothic's jaw slowly opened
"……… gasp."
"That's his brother!?" Yelled Rainbow as she was trying to calm herself down.
"I can’t believe I mistook him for Random. I owe him an apology." Said Twilight.
"Are you nuts?! That brother of his threaten with a Little garden hoe!" Yelled Rainbow, Rarity woke up as from her little nap as Spike helped her out.
"Oh… I had the most frightening nightmare; there were two Random Mysteries." Fluttershy looked worried about how she'll react to what they learned.
"Uh… well his name is Gothic… and… he's Random's twin brother." Rarity's eyes widen.
"In that outfit!?" She fainted in Spike's arms as Spike blushed happily in secret.
"What I want to know is, why didn't Random told us about him." They wonder why until Fluttershy remembered.
"Zeshaman said we must earn their trust. I've earned their trust I think?" Twilight groaned.
"I though they trust us!" Pinkie pouted and Applejack did know the answer
"Trust and Friendship are two different things. I mean they have those weird spells, them transforming pets and that red monster that giant pony/changeling thing beat to save Apple Bloom and every kid in town. I mean they have things even I don't think the Magic of Friendship can handle it. I mean what kind of dangers did they grew up or lived with and secrets that would be dangerous if certain criminals grabbed that power?" Twilight agreed that power can create monsters is what Equestria needs to protect it from invasions. "Let’s find them. I have questions that they've been withholding!"
"Yay!"
"And no revenge Rainbow Dash." Rainbow snarled
"Rats!"
"We have an uncle! We have an uncle!" Cheered the twins as they were running around him as his blank expression turned darker
"……… This… is too much for me to handle." R.G. snickered.
"What's wrong bro? I thought you like kids?" Zeshaman chuckled nervously.
"Brother Shapeshifter before you joke, remember the exo-bones he broke." R.G. looked pissed off.
"That was 3 years ago! I healed from those wounds." Gothic was holding Lil' Miracle who was sucking her hoof and smiling at him
"……… adorable." Gothic used his magic to open a rift and pulled out two takos, and a small costume that looks like Byakko (Chibi-version with scary, angry eyes).
"My… gifts for my… niece and nephews."
"Cool!" They looked at the paper kites that had monstrous demons fighting ninjas or samurais. "Let’s play with our new kites, Wrecking!"
"Right with you Fixing!" They ran out as Gothic put the costume on Lil' Miracle who loved it.
"Roar!" She yelled in excitement as she crawled around in her costume as Random carried a plate of food to Gothic.
"Look Gothic, I made your favorite lunch, Gyoza. And lots of it, enough for the next 10 minutes… less if we eat more than 5 servings." Gothic grabbed a pair of chopsticks with a bowl of steam rice, miso, and a liter of melon soda.
"Thank you… brother. I… missed every one of you." He said with a blank face with a faint sign of blushing.
"We missed you too!" Said Random with a big smile.
"Random!" They turned and noticed Twilight, Spike, and her others.
"Yo, Hime of Yūjō and her allies." Gothic raise her brow.
"Hime? She's a princess?" Random and the guys nodded as he looked at her
"……… she looks…"
"Awesome? (RD)"
"Dignified? (R)"
"Nice?(F)"
"Cool? (S)"
"Smart? (AJ)"
"Fun? (PP)" They asked him
"…………fat." His answer echoed to them as Random nearly burst as he hold his sides, Zeshaman pratfall, as Reflecting Glare laugh like he knew it.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I so knew it! Her figure, my squishy insides! BWAHAHAHA!!!!" Twilight was completely red in the face, Spike looked horrified, Pinkie squinted at Twilights gut, Applejack looked pissed off, Rarity was fuming in anger, Fluttershy was hiding in fear as Rainbow Dash was laughing. Twilight looked at Rainbow who quickly shut up as Random was on the ground, rolling around
"No offense but… you know it's kind of true since Spike told me you never exercise in your life and exercising your brain does not count!" Twilight looked humiliated and extremely pissed off as magic expel through her horn.
"YOU!!! GONE!!! TOO!!!" Gothic appeared before her and shook his head
"…Don't. It will cost you your live." Random appeared behind him.
"Trust me, Hime. He is expert assassin. A well-train, no-sound making, death creating, silent killing machine! Plus he's beyond good."
They all widen his eyes and try not to imagined the bloodshed, severed limbs and heads." R.G. smirked
"No offense but your side's police force cannot bring him down unless it was a suicide mission." Gothic looked at them
"You have no evidence to prove what they said, creating fabricated evidence will only insult me and will create a war between our nations. Also many bounties will be placed on your head and your friends, mostly dead." They backed away from him, he didn't pause to say his sentences or acted slow. "Also I would never back down to anyone no matter what title they hold, that position there in and would stop at nothing to see you all buried or cremated. I am someone who is not to be underestimated or view as a threat unless provoke or been falsified by fake charges created by higher ups in fear by my abilities that I can single-hoofly bring your kingdom to destruction and chaos with your heads mounted on the wall of my room as I enjoy saké as time passes." They're eyes shrunk as Spike was cowering under Twilight as Random looked at him.
"Really? Can you do that." Gothic turned his head towards him.
"I was… joking." Random looked horrified as R.G. gasped in shock and Zeshaman said nothing as well as Spike and the girls
"You… pranked us?! I did not see that!!!" yelled him as he looked at Gothic "Oh that's why you pranked us? Gothic… when did you sleep?" Gothic blinked slowly.
"7… days." Random touched his brother's forehead.
"No wonder you acted so weird! Let me take you to bed." He dragged Gothic but he looked up
"…we’re in danger." R.G. heard it
"By what or who?"
"Loot Plunder the Ruthless." R.G. eyes widen as he look in the sky to see a flying barbarian ship.
"Oh shitballs!"
"LANGUAGE!" Yelled Fluttershy.
"Screw censorship and look to the sky!" They looked up to see a large floating barbarian ship with sails that had a twin-sided battle axe symbol on the large main sail. Random pulled out a telescope and looked closely to see some barbarian crew members and a Huge Stallion with dark blue coat in red stained armor, with a bushy beard carrying a double-sided battle ax which made Random unhappy.
"Yep… it's Loot Plunder the Ruthless." Zeshaman looked worried.
"Oh, in the name of the spirits of life, a high chance he manage to find a location unaware from his wife." Twilight was wondering how they know this invader, but Rainbow Dash snorted.
"Who does this Poot Blunder the fool think he is. I can beat this guy with no ease!" Random looked at her.
"I wouldn't do that~" he sang but Rainbow got in his face.
"Pu-lease! How about he picks on somepony his own size?" They looked up to see a stallion jumped off and landed in front of them to show he's huge as an apple tree.
"Because it’s hard to find some dude that big." Said Gothic with no reaction. Fluttershy fainted as Gothic slowly rolled his eyes.
"EAT! ROB! SMASH!!!" Loot Plunder yelled in front of them with a bit of slobber that Rarity was screaming. Random blinked.
"Does the Misses know your here?" A net dropped on top of them
"Saw that one coming."
Inside of the ship where they held their prisoners; everyone was either tied up or in a cage as they listen above them, the crew of violent ponies, and imps were in barbarian clothing were drinking and partying as they successfully rob Ponyville of its riches as the female members were ripping her dresses to fit them properly which torture Rarity in front of them "Not that one! It took me a month to make! [RIPPP] "GAAAAAHHHH!!!" They laughed at her suffering as Gothic was tied up as he twitched his eye.
"Shut… her… up… I cannot… think." R.G. covered her mouth.
"Think fast because I can't use my fire skills with anyone around my area without setting them on fire." Rarity and Fluttershy's eyes widen in fear as they looked at him. Zeshaman was meditating in a cage as Twilight felt weak in cage.
"Why can't I use my magic?" Zeshaman looked at Twilight.
"Twilight-Hime, do not put yourself in harm’s way. A was of escape will not be delayed." Rainbow was struggling to escape from her binds
"Get me out of this! I can kick all their butts." Gothic shut his eyes as his shadow was forming into different shapes and stretching as it enters the cracks as Applejack was being creeped out as Lil' Miracle was clapping
"What in the farm is he doing?" Random turned his head.
"Focusing. He's using dark magic to use his shadow to spy on the crew." Twilight was shocked
"DARK MAGIC?! BUT IT WILL CORRUPT HIM IF HE KEEPS USING IT!" Zeshaman covered her mouth.
"Not when you balance yourself to prevent dark or light from swallowing you whole. One must not judge the outside without learning the inside." Pinkie tiled her head
"Huh?" Gothic groaned
"Don't judge others by their looks." Everyone got it.
"Oh…" His shadow returned to him "The entire crew is asleep, along with the captain. Which give Silkson a chance to free us." Random raised his ears
"Who's that?"
"My pet spider." They saw a tiny spider came out from his hoodie, Fluttershy looked excited by Rainbow was annoyed.
"How is a tiny spider gonna help us?" Gothic closed his eyes as another one came out, then 5, then 29, until a massive swarm of spiders emerge from his clothes as Rarity silently scream in horror as they crawled around them, crewing/melting the ropes and metal bars around the captives as the spiders crawled to one area, locking their legs together to form something huge, something frightening to Rarity, Twilight & Spike, A humongous arachnid the size of an apple tree was formed in front of them. Random was amazed.
"Whoa… A Tschiugumo from the demon realm. That's super cool!" The twins were amaze.
"WOW… Does he eat bugs?" R.G. narrowed his eyes and gulped nervously.
"Did you teach him not to eat family?" Gothic reached in his hoodie and pulled a pineapple.
"He's an omnivore but he's satisfied with pineapple, a tropical fruit." He tossed it as Silkson chomped it and spit out the skin at Applejack.
"Hey!"
"But he has a strong hate to apples." Random & Zeshaman to a whiff at Applejack which creeped her out
"I can see why."
"You reek of apples wherever you go by." Said Zeshaman which ticked her off.
"In a good way we mean." Correct Random.
"Now Silkson… attack in a group. Web them all and traumatized them." He said in a cold emotionless tone. Silkson nodded and deform into tiny spiders and formed 8 dog-size spiders, Silkson #1 screeched as 4 broke through the door and the other 4 jump through the ceiling. "We better abandon ship or die like prey." Said Gothic as Random grabbed the boys and Lil' Miracle as he burst out of there.
"KIDS & BABIES FIRST!"
"HEY! IT'S MARES AND CHILDREN FIRST!" Yelled Rarity.
"YOUR HEROES TO EQUESTRIA! YOU LIVED YOUR LAST BATTLES!" R.G. followed him
"You know, once you've saved your country many times & are called heroes. You can't be treated as a normal citizens anymore. That also includes you, non-baby dragon." Spike gulped since his benefits in the Crystal Empire came to haunt him. Everyone made it to the decks to see the destruction; the crew members were trapped in webs, encased in a cocoon of web and some were being beaten up.
"That's my Silkson." He said were no emotion. Loot Plunder was fighting back as they were squirting venom at him as it was dissolving the deck. "Oh boy." He looked to see a lifeboat with parachutes "There's the boat." Random place the kids in it and wrapped a lifejackets on them.
"Remember boys! If your dads and uncle don't make it out alive, take care of your baby sis and blow up the orphanage with the ugly hag of children's fears in it." Said Random, they both saluted with tears in their eyes "Also crash in Twilight-Sama's castle and eat all of AppleJack's Food."
"HEY!"
"Regret nothing!" He kicked the lifeboat off as the chutes open as they floated down slowly.
"EAT! ROB! SMASH!" They turned their heads to see Loot Plunder swinging the spiders away as they whimper in pain, retreated to Gothic as they broke apart and hid in his clothes. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No spiders can defeat Loot Plunder!" Gothic' eye twitched.
"My… spider… You hurt my pet slash buddy." He said, still with no emotion. Loot Plunder laughed at him.
"Loot Plunder laugh at wimpy spiders." Fluttershy wants to use the Stare at him, but Gothic stopped her.
"Don't get involve in my fight." Gothic tilted his head to create a loud crack which frighten the girls and Spike. Loot Plunder let out a battle cry as he charged at Gothic who jabbed the deck with his hoof. "Try to use your ninja kites."
"Kites?" Loot Plunder jumped as 4 lines where Gothic jabbed stretched across the boat as it broke in sliced pieces as the pieces with webbed crew members fell along with the stolen loot and the girls and Spike were shock.
"Like I said he's beyond good." Said Random, Twilight, Fluttershy & Rainbow grabbed Applejack, Pinkie, Spike and Rarity with their hooves and magic as they see R.G. pulled out a huge rectangle kite and stretched himself to hold on, Gothic used his hoodie as a parachute to see his was wearing a similar back brace that Random was wearing as Zeshaman holding his staff as it created a barrier of wind around him "Mana of Wind hear my plea, create a barrier around me!" Twilight was amazed but looked around for Random "WHERE'S RANDOM?!" They looked around until they heard a propeller. They looked up to see Random was using magic to make 2 pairs of his long spikes into propellers "Yo! My name is Propeller Mane Mcspitsalot." Rainbow Dash burst into laughter.
"Nice joke." Random flew past them with a large amount of stolen loot. "Now if you excuse me, I'll be returning these back to everyone in town." He flew past them as he was scatting a tune as he was near tow. "DASH, DASH, DASH!" Gothic gave an emotionless chuckle.
"That is my brother. I missed his personality." As the twins witnessed the ship destruction, they saw floating treasure heading to Ponyville.
"Dads, Uncle Gothic, Hime and friends did it." Lil' Miracle clapped her hooves as they landed near the Vardos.
"HEY!" They ran to them as they heard a loud crash. They saw Loud Plunder as he rose from the ground
"Oh right. Forgot about him."
"Foolish prisoners! Loot Plunder is strong!" The twins were upset by that remark.
"YOU'RE NOT STRONG!"
"OUR DADS ARE THE STRONGEST!!!" He roared at them as Lil' Miracle looked angry
"Grrrr!"
"HA HA HA! AWW IS LITTLE BABY GONNA FIGHT?" Lil' Miracle flew in the air and let out a cute baby roar.
"*GGGAAAAAAWWWWW!!!" He laughed harder as the girls were panicking
"Don't you DARE-" Before Fluttershy could finish; a massive bolt of lightning struck him as massive amounts of electricity surge though him as he fell unconscious. R.G., Zeshaman, the twins, Spike, and the girls, all but Gothic eyes shrank into dots to see the bolt of lightning. R.G. looked at their daughter's new costume and Gothic.
"Gothic…" Gothic's eyes slowly moved to look at R.G.
"Yes."
"Was that costume made in the demon world?”
"No."
"Did you used materials from the Demon Realm to make it?"
“Yes… but originally, I made it as a toy that is hollow from the inside." He looked at Loot Plunder
"Huh… Well-being unpredictable is a Mystery Clan habit. So I'll let it pass." Twilight looked at Gothic.
"How can magical clothing let babies do that!?" He closed his eyes "Hime-San, allow me to explain.
He used his magic around the surrounding area to make them into cute little versions of themselves (AKA Chibified) Pinkie bounce around and was amazed by how cute they were, but R.G. looked annoyed as he hold some explosives.
"Anyone call me cute; gets their room blown up!" Gothic pulled a bamboo sword from his hoodie and smacked it on the ground to gain their attention.
"Now let me explain about demonic clothing for infants." He floated to show Lil' Miracle in her diaper "Now we all have magic inside of us, yes?" They nodded "Now infants have them but are unable to use it nor how to use it but in an unpredictable event." He summon a picture of the white tiger costume "Now these costumes like this made from material from the Demon Realm can show the infants the power within them. Whether they are Earth Pony, Pegasus or other races, they mimic the power depending on the type of outfit is shown." Rarity jumped in front of him.
"But wait Darling. What if the costume was a bit… more friendly?" She used her magic to change the eyes into something nicer, close eyes to make the costume face look happy.
"That will make the infant release a small and less powerful magic." They looked to see a picture of Lil' Miracle in it and Spike next to her, she used her powers on him which he enjoy it as it felt nice as Chibi Random appeared.
"BRAVO! That is an amazing explanation! Make you see the possibilities in what costume is made from the demon world! LOTIN!" The twins, R.G., Zeshaman, Lil' Miracle & Gothic join.
"LOTIN!" Gothic cheek's tinted red "How embarrassing.
The magic dispelled turning everything and everyone back to normal "And that is why Lil' Miracle unleashed that massive lightning bolt." They looked at the baby as she was giggling at Loot Plunder, smoldering in a blacken area of burnt grass.
"Please don't give her costumes like that." Gothic shut his eyes.
"Very well. Perhaps a costume of beetle, Dorayaki or baboon?" The guys even Rainbow Dash snickered at the idea, but Rarity looked disgusted. "UGH…" They looked to see Loot Plunder getting back on his hooves.
"UGH… Loot Plunder… taking a… nap." He fell as his crew gotten free and lifted their captain.
"We shall return!!! With a larger and stronger ship!" One of them yelled as they fled.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" Yelled Applejack.
"Let them go." Said Gothic which made her tripped on her own hooves.
"WHAT?!" Yelled Spike and the girls.
"They won't be a problem… if Random notifies the misses." Random bowed as he wrote in a brush "Now should I write it, regular script or cursive?" "R.G. lost his temper.
"JUST WRITE IT ALREADY!!!" Random looked annoyed.
"I'm trying to be polite. Remember what happen last time we pissed her."
"LANGUAGE!" Yelled Fluttershy as R.G. cover her mouth
"Trust me, that is how you describe the misses."
"WHO IS THIS MISSES YOU TALK ABOUT?!" Yelled Rarity since the suspense is torturing her.
"Loot Plunder's wife." Said the Mystery Family, Their eyes widen
"HE'S MARRIED?!"
"Yes and his wife is literally the strongest of his tribe and the scariest. Plus their daughter who ~has a love connection with Zeshaman~" Said Random in a taunting voice which got him blasted in the face. They looked to see Zeshaman holding his staff and he looked crossed. "Sorry but it's still funny, I mean she did pretended to be a stallion at that those times we meet."
"HUH?!" Yelled Rarity which shocked her.
"TWILIGHT!!!" They looked up to see Celestia and Luna with an army of guards as Gothic hid in the group.
"PRINCESS CELESTIA AND LUNA!"
"Celestia-hime & Luna-hime!" They landed in front of them.
"We witness the flying ship that attack Ponyville and a massive bolt of lightning! We came to investigate and home to repel the invaders."
"You were late to save your own subjects. What kind of himes are you?" said Gothic, Twilight and the girls freaked out and cover Gothic's mouth.
"Ignore him! He's new!" Celestia see the new stallion.
"And who are you?" He turned his head away.
"I'll give my name when I want to."
"Gothic Mystery, my twin brother." Said Random which ticked Gothic off.
"Why did I expect that will happen." Luna was surprised.
"A twin brother? Why did you not tell us about him Random?" Random smiled
"Because Gothic asked me to not to tell anyone of his existence. He said it’s better that wouldn’t interfere with his work."
"Work?"
"Another one of these freaks?!" They looked to see Blueblood again as they narrowed their eyes
"Its Baldblood again." The twins were snickering and secretly Rarity, Blueblood however was annoyed
"It's Blueblood! And I should sue you and your wild children for tearing my mane off of my head." Random rolled his eyes.
"You can only be prosecuted for murder, theft or illegal black marketing."
"A Nobel in our country should know that. It's common knowledge if you've been isolated for decades but not in your case." Said R.G. which annoy him as he noticed Lil' Miracle near his legs, making anger baby babble at him.
"And she wants an apologies from you, snob butt." He looked disgusted.
"Apologies?! ME?! Never!!" He trot away as Lil' Miracle looked unhappy.
"GGGAAAAWWWW!!!" All but the guards, Gothic, Celestia and Luna eyes widen.
"Uh-oh." Said Pinkie as a massive lightning bolt struck Blueblood.
"GGGGAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Their eyes widen as the baby laughed at Blueblood as he was twitching in the crater, and she hugged R.G.'s leg.
"Tell me you don't arrest babies?"