My name, although it'd be nice to give you. ain't important. What is important, is making sure I stay sane. Now, what I need you to do, is take everything you see within this tome and spread it as far and wide as you can, I am trapped in a godforsaken land with a Stalker Princess, a twerp who does not know how to use magic, an asshat who doesn't know how to kEEP HER MOUTH SHUT and a few others I wish not to name to save space on paper. If I've caught and held your attention for long enough then good, because I forgot to mention that these beings I've refered to, are Ponies. Yes.

Ponies.

*ahem*

JOIN THE HUMAN, YOUR STEREOTYPICAL AVERAGE JOE (not their actual name but placeholder for now) AND THEIR ADVENTURES WITH THE CACOPHANY OF COLORS SIX - THERE WILL BE LAUGHTER, TEARS, GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES AND MAGIC THAT WILL CAUSE-

*vomits off screen*

-eugh, MAGIC THAT WILL CAUSE FRIENDSHIP

Tea brings those once apart, close together. Kinda...

Made for Dialogue Only Contest

Just for funziez though, first time publishing :)

The Legion Of Doom are finally free from the stultifying confines of their stone prison! There's just one thing stopping them from resuming their terrifying campaign of terror though, and it's a pretty major one...

Featured from 25-27 May '25. Zinger.

Author's Note: I haven't written for a looong time, and this story has been sitting in my drafts since 2021. I pretty much completely forgot about it, and I don't particularly intend to finish it, but I do like the setup I'd created and figure it would be better to publish it as incomplete than let it be unviewable. So here it is!

Chrysalis is banished, hoping to put down new roots outside Equestria. But when she discovers an ancient kingdom, her past comes into focus. Meanwhile two changelings conspire against her leadership, but their motives change as the situation evolves.

This story is a rewrite of my old story, Cold. My current editor and I agreed to update the story a bit, and there are going to be quite a few changes to the story anyway, so I figured I'd keep the old one for the memories, and keep the original to show how far I've come. Art drawn by my editor.

It has been a few years since Twilight and her friends gave the Elements of Harmony to the Tree. They have been through so many adventures together with and without the Elements. Twilight knew, that even without the Elements, she and her friends would be able to overcome whatever was thrown at them. Or so she thought…

In this version of the story of MLPFiM, seasons 1-6 happened except for anything past episode 15. I figured I would clarify the timeline in the show of where this takes place.

You are Anon, a normal human from a normal world, some day out of nowhere you are not quite in your world anymore. Talking magic horses everywhere you can see, somehow now you are talking with the rulers and goddesses of this world, welp, this will be interesting.

Entry for the dialogue only contest, featuring a Homestuck OC. Chrysalis is in a dungeon. A stranger from a paradoxical space is in the cell parallel to hers. The stranger strikes up a conversation, but what is this creature's true goal with Chrysalis?

This story is a sequel to Dawn of a New Day

A rewrite of New Horizons...

Bald Ostri, the stallion from the past! Once the consort of Princess Luna, the Slayer of Griffins, had just blown up the mothership of the Storm King's invasion Fleet and left Canterlot. With Chrysalis and Blaze in tow, he's leaving Equestria to explore the world!

When a mysterious new enemy threatens to plunge Equestria into eternal darkness, it will take more than the Magic of Friendship to save their world this time. In desperation, Princess Luna recruits Gabriel Van Helsing to help save their world from the dark powers.

Will this mysterious new enemy and the vampiric Queen Chrysalis succeed in destroying Equestria? Hopefully not

What does Princess Celestia know of Gabriel's mysterious past? Quite a lot actually

Will Friar Carl be able to keep his sanity in check when dealing with these ponies? God only knows

Takes place immediately following My Little Pony The Movie and 3 years after Van Helsing.

Death Gore and Violence tags present because of vampires along with the subsequent slaying of them. I will keep it brief to maintain the T rating.

This story is a sequel to Do As I Say...

Anon has become much more than just a friend to Celestia in the short two years he has been in Equestria. A complicated relationship will blossom and bloom through the many hardships of combining two lives so differently lived.

I hope this lives up to the expectations. It probably won't but I tried. I highly suggest reading the prequel to this if you have not, without doing so the beginning of this will make very little sense.

For those of you who care, this was really hard. Going from a work of whimsy to an actual story is difficult. I promise to finish this even if it takes a while between updates.