The only thing more shocking than a letter from their parents is what it says.

Nurse Redheart gives a eulogy.
Do something about it.

Edited by Seventh Heaven

Kennedy goes to Equestria after being WACKED by the CIA.
Or…
How Starlight Glimmer got some very bad ideas on how to create her utopia.

This is a fun little story I thought up one day at work after looking at a silly little picture.
Then I added Starlight Glimmer, because it was fun. Then I added Pinkie Pie, because it was fun.
In the end I made what I found to be a silly little comedy story. So that's what this story is, a silly little comedy story.

Really the thanks go to 'Arareroll' for making the image that inspired me in the first place, and for letting me use it as a cover art.

Rainbow Dash's life has been boring recently, wanting to spice things up, she visits twilight Sparkle, number one reader of all Equestria and asks for some advice about her current situation. Turns out Rainbow Dash gets more than she bargained for.

A new breed of pegasi has just arrived at Ponyvill with her griffon friend. What starts as a simple visit for one of the most popular celebrations in Equestria, the Summer Sun Celebration turns into the beginnings of a new life for young Night Wing, the Muneris Pegasus.

When King Sombra returned and sought to conquer Equestria, the Imperial Lunar Army stood in his path. Under the stalwart leadership of Warmaster Saturn Hawkrich, a mighty counteroffensive was launched to tear Sombra down before he knew what hit him. The war would be over before anyone knew it!

That was months ago. The war carries on and continues to take a bloody toll on Equestria. Now questions are beginning to mount regarding the conduct of the war and Hawkrich's capability. Questions from soldiers, from civilian officials, and most vocally by the young General Selenite and Empress Nightmare Moon herself.

Warmaster Hawkrich wants the job done. General Selenite wants it done right. The soldiers are getting weary. But perhaps most importantly of all, Empress Nightmare Moon demands results.

Takes place in my New Lunar Millennium alternate universe. More information can be found here, but no prior knowledge of my AU beyond the general concept is required to read this story.

Proofread and edited by Izzy Incraft. Additional proofreading and consultation provided by Dice and Kalashnikitty.

After finding Rarity distressed and crying, Rainbow takes action to restore Rarity's beauty to what she knows is true. And only nuzzles her a few times along the way.

Cover and chapter art done by IrradiatedPirateBooty.

Thanks to PseudoBob Delightus for proofreading.

Pipp decides to show one of her friends, Izzy, a shopping mall she loves to shop at. Having never been in such a large shopping center, Izzy is taken aback by the sheer size of the place. Not only that, the mall came with a large arts and crafts store, which sets off Izzy's creative juices once again! What will the chipper purple unicorn create this time?

(This Fanfiction takes place a few years after “The Ending of the End”) With Equestria in a new age of peace, longer than it’s ever seen, many ponies have settled down into permanent lives and relationships. The Apple Family in particular is settling into a new normal. News of a new member joining their family stirs the Apples into reminiscing on the past, and planning for the future.

An out of his luck gambler throws a family heirloom onto a table in a drunken fit, accidentally activating a magical ability and getting transported to Equestria... As a filly... this can't go wrong, right?

Credits for low effort cover art is me and me alone >:3