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// Short 1: Luna wakes Celestia 
// Story: Viva La Bamquestria 
// by CortezDude 
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Canterlot Castle

Another morning starts to approach as Luna heads towards her sister's room whilst turning to you readers with an announcement to make for your sorry asshole eyes to read.

"I'm Princess Luna and I'm about to give my fat-ass big sis, one rude wake up today!"

She went inside the room and lit her horn silently which she summoned a firecracker and placed it quietly on Celestia's crotch-tits, then lit it afterwards. When it was done, she quickly left the room and waited until....BANG! BANG! BANG! A massive explosion lit towards the room and Luna went in to check on Celestia who was moaning and groaning in pain whilst holding her own crotch-milkers as she decided to greet her older sister a good morning.

"Wakey, Wakey, Tia. How's your alarm clock?", Luna asked.

"You're such a fucking asshole!", Celestia angrily shot back.

And then, Celestia was giving chase and Luna knew it was time to bail out as her older sister tried to catch her up, but suddenly gave up when she felt very hungry due to her stomach grumbling loud and decided to call it quits for now and headed towards the dining hall to get some breakfast this morning which started off with a wake-up prank from her younger sister.

"Bam, you're such a horrible influence to my lil' sis.", Celestia grumbled.

Luna who was watching nearby, chuckled on what she did to her and then left the castle to fly towards Ponyville so that she can hang out with Bam for breakfast at Castle Bam II with his friends and family.

"Bam and his friends are not gonna believe when I tell them on what I did to Tia this morning!", she told to herself whilst chuckling in amusement as she headed towards her destination.