Invisiblestia pranks Luna during a lesson with Starswirl.

Set in ancient times when Celestia and Luna are fillies.

Featured 2024.06.04

In the voyage between the stars, it is easy for humans to lose themselves. Their ship is outfitted with assistants to help with this, to remind them that childish innocence is something to hold and cherish. The Pony Intelligences are ready for duty.

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18-year-old Preston Howard never had much luck with women and was a frequent subject of bullying. One coping mechanism he had was My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. One night after watching the finale, he wakes up the next morning in a whole new world. With magic, a smartstone, and more welcoming girls by his side, his new life is sure to be better than his old one.

NOTE: I know this series might not be extensively relevant to Friendship is Magic proper, but, I wouldn't be able to post this otherwise.

Running from the Crystal Kingdom offered freedom, but Flurry is finding that her up bringing left more holes than she realized. An unlikely hoof offers her a new perspective, and a space to truly embrace herself.

Zephyr Breeze is a worthless bum — a pony unable to root himself anywhere he drifts to, drowning his sorrows before he crawls back home to his parents once again.

He is nothing more than pony doomed to be torn apart by the winds of destiny dragging him from one city to the next.

Or is he?

Our Town is a settlement where ponies are finally, truly equal through casting aside their destiny and spitting in the face of fate.

In a dim, dingy bar, Double Diamond extends an offer to Zephyr.

Come join Our Town.

Come join our circle of friends, where you can finally be free.

Originally written for the 3nd round of the Quills & Sofas 2024 May Pairings knockout bracket.

Cover art by the wonderful Shaslan!

While Twilight seems to be enforcing her rules a little less, Spike enterprises as a Game Master in Ogres and Oubliettes.

Celestia Has made mistakes, Harmony nose she has, Despite what her little ponies might think she has made mistakes, Terrible ones That cost her dear and lack any sensible pony She has tried to fix them, and with her greatest mistake returning on this very day, she praise to harmony to be able to fix it.

Sunnie Bun and Velvet Melody don't fight often. Much at all, really.

Until one day, when the Blue Bee Dessert Diner is tasked with supplying an entire town's worth of milkshakes for a celebration, Velvet makes a purchase without Sunnie's knowledge: a machine that can make gallons upon gallons of milkshakes.

Sunnie, is of course, extremely displeased, and after an argument, Sunnie decides that she should at least taste the machine's shakes, if only to try and see it from Velvet's side.

Question is, can she stop at just a taste?

*contains weight gain to large sizes, stuffing, burps, all the good stuff. Viewer discretion is advised*

Based on a YCH done by the man himself, @GraphenesCloset on twitter. Full image here!

"My name is not important. But my message is.

Whomever is viewing this broadcast, consider this a warning. There is something here, something we were not supposed to see, something we were never supposed to know about.

All I know is this may well cost me my life. But if I can warn you, it will be worth it.

This is my story."

This is my first attempt at an epistolary story, or one told entirely through diagetic media. Although set in my Thomas and Friends continuity, prior knowledge of the series is not required to understand the story.