"On behalf of Management, the following contract bestows upon The Company the indelible right to prospect Eqqus in its entirety, granting you the role of an intermediary between Deep Rock Galactic, and planetary governmental bodies.

In return, DRG offers its technological support, coupled with monetary compensation equal to any complications that may, or may not, occur as a result of our ongoing operations.

Management discourages investigation and/or disruption of our planetary operations, which may, or may not, result in bodily injury and/or death of interlopers."

Here’s my, admittedly silly, entry to that dialogue contest.

This story is a sequel to Captain Underpants and the Outrageous Plot of Opaline

It's George and Harold's anniversary today! But before they can celebrate that special moment they first need to stop a power crazy filly named Cozy Glow before she destroys all of Equestria the palm of her hoof. Can Captain Underpants and his crew stop her or will they be beaten up?

This story is a sequel to Equestrian Omni-hero

Everything seemed to be going well for Helix. With his alien powers, there doesn't seem to be a thing he can't do. From saving the lives of the innocent, to stopping evil from doing its dirty work.

But things soon take a turn for the worse. Not only does he get grounded, but a mysterious glitch in the watch prevents him from changing back to normal. And what's worse, he finds himself getting attacked by a psychotic mechamorph whilst an unusual Way Big suddenly appears in the city. Helix will have his work cut out for him, for he and his friends will need to fix all these problems before they get out of control.

(Think of this part of the series as the My Little Pony movie Style)

This story is a sequel to Equestria Ninja Girls: Magic in Manhattan and Equestria Ninja Girls: The Birthday Bounty Bash.

The Rainbooms and the Turtles got a distress call from the Titans. It’s up to the Rainbooms, Turtles, April, Casey, and their familiar allies to find Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle before something terrible happens to him.

Equestria Ninjas is created by Wildcard25

This story is edited and proofreaded by Red Tagg and Jebens1

Disclaimer: Neither Jeb, Red Tagg, or I own My Little Pony, Batman, Owl House or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Cover art created by yours truly

This story is a sequel to Trapped in Slumber

In the aftermath of a series of events at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, Twilight finds herself open to a whole new world of friendship and the complications that brings. It's a good thing she has a mentor to look towards for guidance, even as dark events unfold in the shadows, pulling her along in a game of cosmic scale.

A long time ago, something was placed into our universe and no one noticed. In that moment, one timeline became two, running parallel. Nothing would be different, nothing would change... until that fateful night. We were the unlucky ones.

This story is a sequel to Blues Clues: Meeting a Magician.

It's getting close to Mother's Day in Canterlot City. Spike and Inferno have their gifts ready. But Twilight is having a hard time figuring out what present to get her mom. Time for you to play Blue's Clues!

Time is a fickle thing isn’t it? One simple change and the universe could go into disarray. Yes, not all changes are bad, but most universes depend on six special ponies. Without them, that worlds Equestria could go into chaos, but not every. But lets think for a moment, one simple, tiny change can create a world so different, but all so similar.

Who ever knew that one rainboom would’ve connected twelve different ponies from different parts of Equestria? When Twilight Sparkle and Sunny Starscout go to Maretime Bay to check on preparations, a series of unfortunate events leads them to become Equestria’s new guardians.

This story is a sequel to Equestria Girls It's Showtime-- Little Einsteins: The Magic of Music

The Rainbooms wanted to enjoy their afternoon at the mall but got disappointed when it got burned down. But then the Rainbooms heard that their was a new studio called Network Wiggles and they decide to check it out! Join them as they sing and dance to the songs that they will play and visit Anthony's Workshop, Play Music with Murray, try to find Jeff and more!!!

This story is a sequel to The Shadow Wars: Rise of Nightwing

After embracing the dark side, Nightwing proclaims a new empire. He uses his brand-new inventions to wage war against Equestria and the League of Elementals.

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Second story in the Shadow Wars series

This story is a sequel to G5 Adventures in Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare

About two weeks after getting home from their last Unity Quest, the ponies wonder if it’s possible that the Unity Crystals could send them to other places, further into the future, and if the next star shard is somewhere in the future as well. Their questions are answered when the Unity Crystals summon them on a futuristic, action-packed adventure unlike anything they had ever experienced before.

This time, they travel into the future and meet the Jetsons, consisting of George, his wife Jane, his kids Elroy and Judy, young flying leopard siblings Vega and Orion, his dog Astro and their robo-nanny Rosie, who welcome the Mane 6 with open arms… unaware of the adventure these new friends would bring.

When George, Vega and the ponies unearth WWE’s Big Show, who has been frozen for 100 years, the futuristic face-off begins! Once thawed, Big Show wastes no time in taking the WWE belt from the current robot champ as well as teaming up with Allura, who has found another star shard, and the two of them take total control of Orbit City.

It’s up to the Mane 6 and the Jetsons to travel back in time and enlist help from some of WWE’s brightest stars: Sheamus, Alicia Fox, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, the Uso brothers and some brand new flying leopard friends.

Can this cosmic tag-team prevail? And will they defeat Allura and Big Show and set this twisted time-warp straight?

Find out in this epic, futuristic tale you don’t want to miss!

(S3E9 of G5 Adventures)