One day in Equestria, the narration disappeared

Twilight does not take this well

An (apparently illegal) entry into the Dialogue Only contest

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Everything was going well in Carrot Top's carrot patch. The carrots were growing in good health, and she tended to them earnestly. She was retired from her old painful life, and things were finally looking up for her. Then, without any reason in particular, everything started to go wrong.

Chaos erupts across the land. On her small farm at the outskirts of town, Carrot Top finds that her carrots are sick of being farmed. Granted life, they are out for her blood with a vengeance.

Little do those devils know, she used to do a whole lot more than farm carrots....

You've been waiting all month for this. A day off. A trip to your secret spot in the Everfree Forest. Nothing but you, the fish, and your cider. Truly, there is nothing more you could ask for.

So why do Twilight and friends have to bother you so much?!

[TRIGGER WARNING : Premeditated Murder. This is written from the perspective of a psychotic pony. I, the author CXCD, do not think nor behave like this.]

Cadence, for the longest time, has had a dream of ruling over Equestria. Unfortunately, when her husband Shining Armor started getting in her way, she decides the only way to get him out of the way was permanently.

Everything went to plan. As far as the Crystal Empire knew, Shining Armor vanished overnight without a trace. Search parties were launched, investigations started, and nopony thought poor old Princess Cadence could ever.

It's just such a shame that Shining Armor came back.

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Twilight Sparkle, a young aspiring writer, embarks on a journey to pen her first novel. Fueled by boundless creativity, she finds himself immersed in a world of possibilities. However, as she delves into the intricate details of her story, Twilight becomes paralyzed by overthinking. The paths that her narrative could take overwhelm her, consuming her mind and pushing her to question every word and plot twist to be perfect to please the readers. In this struggle between creativity and self-doubt, Twilight must navigate the maze of her imagination to find the courage to let her story unfold. Will she conquer the daunting realm of her thoughts and bring her book to life, or will the weight of endless possibilities shroud her literacy dreams?

One fateful day a simple man is ripped from his comfortable bed and is swung across realities into a world not his own and a body eerily familiar to him.

He now has the eldritch powers of a certain pink earth pony. What will he do with said power? Only time will tell.

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Twilight and her friends try to open a pickle jar in time for Ponyville's second Superb Owl party. But the lid's pretty stuck, and just won't open!

This story is a sequel to Book 2 The Light: by the flickering light

Edgy and Starry spend a Nightmare Night together doing what Starry and Edgy both love to do-harassing each other.

A short story around the events of books 2 and 3.

Minty Moonshine loves eating. She also hates paying. With various disguises, she's taken the Canterlot restaurant scene by storm, racking up bills in the hundreds of Bits, before slipping out via any means possible. After one meal too many, the Canterlot High Dining Society, led by the stern 'Don' Risotto, takes the most drastic option.

Deep in the White Tail Woods, a witch is about to get a knock on the door, and given an offer she cannot refuse: give Minty her just desserts.

*content warning: weight gain to BIG big sizes, slight messy eating, etc. Viewer discretion is advised*
I've been wanted to do a story about Liquid Savage's Spellbound for years, and finally got a good enough idea to roll with!

Tensions continued to rise as hate between the ponies and the changelings grew. Unsurprisingly, it erupted into war. Both sides fought hard and then either side was going down without a fight. The war was now coming down to one battle. If the Equestrians won, the changelings would be unable to defend themselves. If the changelings won, they’d be able to push through to the capital. In this battle, a young watch maker turned soldier, Time Keeper, discovers out a dark secret about his best friend.