One day in Equestria, the narration disappeared

Twilight does not take this well

An (apparently illegal) entry into the Dialogue Only contest

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This story takes place after Mwah Mwah Mwah! and its prequels, but knowledge of them is not necessary to enjoy this one.

While buying groceries with your wife, Pinkie Pie, something catches both her eye and her heart. She really, really wants one.

You have to remind her that you have plenty at home already.

An IT manager with an embarrassing secret personal pastime (fanfic author) gets an unexpected video conference call from Equestria, and a strange request that he cannot refuse because:
1 - Twilight is asking, and
2 - Pinkie Pie won’t let him.

You've been waiting all month for this. A day off. A trip to your secret spot in the Everfree Forest. Nothing but you, the fish, and your cider. Truly, there is nothing more you could ask for.

So why do Twilight and friends have to bother you so much?!

I've spent the majority of my life tilling the desolate land in which I live. Every day, I wake up to move useless rocks from one location to another. This is an archaic line of work that my family has clung to for generations. It is a dull, grey existence.

Today, I have woken up in a strange room, lying in a bed that isn't mine. I'm surrounded by five mares whom I've never seen in my life. They claim to be my friends, and expect me to bring joy to the hearts of everypony.

Joy? I don't think I've ever experienced this for myself, so how am I supposed to thrust it upon others?

My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, and I'm not sure what to make of this situation.

Pinkie Pie is a great friend to everyone in Ponyville. That's just common knowledge. Even you, the resident human, aren't safe from her charm and enthusiasm. Over time, though, you've come to see her as more than just a friend. But considering how she greets everyone she knows with equal amounts of unbridled joy, you have no idea if you're as special to her as she is to you, or if you're just another name on a very long list of friends.

Zoro, after getting horribly lost, finds himself in ponyville. He hates it, and must find a way back to his crew or be stuck with talking ponies forever.

(Please don’t take this seriously)

After Pinkie Pie mixes a dash of "retrospective rum" into a cake, she and Rainbow Dash find themselves in the frozen wilderness north of Equestria. They don't know where exactly they are, and neither do they know exactly when. Pinkie is ever the optimist, but Rainbow is less so.

This story is a sequel to Pinkadona And Bitey.

A heartwarming tale about Pinkadona and her adopted son Bitey. She has to do everything in her power to make him want to go back to school.
(Note) This story takes place in an alternate timeline. As a result this isnt the same Pinkiepie.
This story is redone with Autin Brony's permission. It is not stolen or plagiarized in any shape or form.
You can find the original as the prequel above. Autin Brony wrote the story, and Pone-Dancer edited it.

Dr. Eggman has arrived in Equestria and has taken over Canterlot. Ponies are being Roboticized and hope is dimming. The Mane Six team up with Sonic in this fun filled adventure to stop the mad doctor from claiming the power of the Elements of Harmony and conquering all of space and time.

(Disclaimer: I do not own any of the images used in this story. All images belong to their respective artists)