Tom awoke, unable to move, or communicate, as always. Really, his life sucked pretty hard; lives of sapient rocks often do. But suddenly, he saw a tall black alicorn mare with swiss cheese legs strut by.
"Ugh, everypony hates me now!" yelled Chrysalis. "How will I get any love?"
"I don't hate you," thought Tom. "In fact, I think you're beautiful."
Suddenly, Chrysalis felt love... coming from a rock? But desperate times called for desperate measures.
"Kids," said Tom, "that's how I met your mother."
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In a boulder move, Tom rocked Chrysalis' world. "Oh, Tom, you're the schist!" the changeling queen declared, and vowed to never take him for granite.
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This is the greatest ship of all time!
Tom...is swag.
Tom, you are a true gentlemantle.
Swiss cheese legs are a new fashion statement, I think.
Now Chrysalis now have 2K changelings nymphs in her Hive with 2k more Rocks Adopted from Pinkies Rock Farm
3364246 so many rock puns it's killing me.
I see what u did there
You see, kids, it's alright for a relationship to have a rocky start.
I don't know anymore...