May
5th
2014
*ahem* Sometimes DeviantArt gives you something... · 5:01am May 5th, 2014
...and you just don't know what to do with it.
"Why don't you bring that sweet plot over here...?"
"Shocked" is not a good description of how I reacted...
So, if this has contributed anything to you or your day whatsoever, tell me how in the comments below. If not, whelp, that's a personal problem.
Also, this was probably Pinkie's reaction...
"OKAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Goodnight, guys... time to sleep...
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Harmony Charmer · 375 views
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Hmmm... interesting design...
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
My fiancee saw me looking at this picture and is now glaring at me, well its her fault for marrying a bisexual man.
No George Teki saying Oh my?
for shame, for shame!
I honestly question my sexuality sometimes. This is one of those moments.
I'm not one for smut...But, darn, I actually wouldn't mind reading something like this with Sombra basically stripping for Pinkie Pie...Golly, thanks a lot! Now, I have dirty images in my head!
Sombra, you sexy beast you, I curse you for finding you attractive. I refuse to fall into your charm! Plus, Pinkie Pie will kill me!
All in all, this picture made me a pervert, because I now want to see serious smut. And, I shouldn't! Oh, the humanity! Or...is it ponies? Whatever!
Ehehe...No offense to anyone who is into clopping. I'm okay reading clops if it has to do something with the story, like a seal in a relationship, a romance commencing between two characters, or something else like that...Yeah, don't judge me.
Either way, I have been rambling for far too long...In conclusion, I say Sombra is sexy and Pinkie Pie is lucky to get that piece of action.
Just saying.
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I looked at this and went, "...I want to do something with this, but my adolescence and lack of knowledge on horse anatomy prevent me from doing so. Also, if Pinkie's involved, there will be much weirdness..."
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This is from a video... Lord, my poor bloody nostrils...
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Yeah, I don't know much about horse anatomy either, but I think fics that have to do with clopping or something know only the basic knowledge. But, that's just my guessing. As for your adolescence, it's understandable. I bet you would feel uncomfortable writing something like this, so don't feel pressured or anything.
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...I...I don't even.
My gosh, the sexiness has escalated tenfold. 
I can't stop looking at it! Pinkie Pie, move over now! I want that piece of action! Sombra, why can't you be mine!?
Evil has never been this deliciously sexy...I guess only Sombra can pull it off, if only if he were real and human!
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I know, right?! I must have broken that replay button!
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I don't blame you...I want someone to desperately make something from this!
I don't know about sexy, but he certainly looks more comfortable this way.
*closes door*
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FOUND ANOTHER ONE. DANG, DA, YOU ON A ROLL!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaand, another one.
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My gosh...the sexiness never stops with this guy. I guess the main and handsome stallion structure helps him out! How did I miss these pics when I was on DA!? I mean, granted, I haven't been on the site for a while, but still! But, either way, Pinkie Pie, you are one lucky mare.
And, now I can't help but think of Sombra when hearing this song...Forevermore, Sombra will be the sex symbol of My Little Pony, stallion wise anyway.
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He's more bulky! I like to think it's muscle mass!
(Though, truth be told, I have a thing for chubby men too. 
)
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Then, things get awkward when Pinkie turns the tables on the Sexy Game...
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I hate myself a little for this... This was a total accident when I found this on DA.
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Plus, you can really tell her lewd expression on her face! I suppose Pinkie had enough of Sombra sexing up the place and decided to play with his hormones. Or, she is jealous that all the mares are looking at Sombra and Pinkie wanted to make Sombra jealous by attracting other stallions. Or, just maybe, I'm thinking too far into this.
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Either way, WHY IS THERE NOT A FIC WITH THESE TWO DOING THIS STUFF?
...Wow, I must be depraved.
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I know, right!? I would read it!
Half the people on this site are, I'm sure.
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Alright, there would be a lot of wackiness to ensue, since they both have strange abilities.
Pinkie has her Fourth Wall Breaking, her unusual ability to appear suddenly out of nowhere, her unending stretching ability and let's not forget the fact she bake up a storm.
And Sombra? He's got muscles, a curved horn, magic and little thing called "experience".
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My God, with these two, the possibilities are practically endless...Great, now dirty scenarios are in my head.
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Ahem... Say Sombra were to get sick and Pinkie decided to "tell him stories and give him cuddles".
"Oh yes, she could see it all laid out in her head, almost as clearly as if he'd been there before her. Sombra, stretched out languidly in her room, his long lanky frame dwarfing the double bed. his face flushed, eyes soft and needy, his wild dark hair cascading over her pillows. She'd pamper and amuse him, bring him tea and soup and he'd be pleasantly surprised at how yummy her cooking was. She'd tenderly wipe the sweat off his face with a cloth while he turned those bright ruby eyes on her in gratitude. And when his aches and pains kept him awake in the small hours, she'd gladly sit up with him and spend time just talking to him, growing closer, sharing heart and mind and maybe not-quite-so-accidentally falling asleep while cuddling.
Pinkie Pie sighed longingly, hugging herself in a facsimile of what she imagined his arms would feel like round her. Anyone looking at her might have believed it was SHE with the illness, from the feverish blush radiating from her round cheeks.
and THEN... well, maybe when he started to feel better...- and here pinkie pie bit her lip- they could celebrate his recovery with some good old-fashioned "exercise". "
...I totally stole this from DA.
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...Wow that was intense. You may have stolen that from DA, but that is the kind of scenarios I'm talking about!
But, I gotta know, is that a story or someone said in the comments? I'm curious.
<---(In these comments of ours, I think I overused that emoticon)
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Diiiiiiiirtyyyyyyyyyy
God, I need help...
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Wow, some Dispie love! I used to love that pairing, and I still do, but not as much as Sombrapie.
Heh, don't we all, secretly?
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I used to ship DiscoPie, and I still do. And you're right, help is needed everywhere.
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Also, I have read some Sombra fics to get a look as to how other writers depict him... This one struck me quite a bit, though I have mixed feelings on the second chapter...
Yes, my king?
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Seems we have more in common than I thought.
You have to admit, the randomness between Pinkie Pie and Discord is one of the fun loves, in my opinion. Yet also the kind of love that would lead to chaos. 
Amen, sister.
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You can just SEE the lust in their eyes... Yep, I'm so depraved.
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I read the chapters! (I'm a bit of a fast reader), and the first chapter was interesting, while the second...well, mine are mix. But, I was lightly amused.
(The ending, though, made me chuckle a bit. From both chapters, I mean.)
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I wouldn't say you're that depraved, the lusty expressions are pretty obvious in my opinion.
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Why can't an experienced writer do something with these two...? I lack in the department of knowledge with this stuff!
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As am I...
If only there was someone willing! I know RainbowBob does clopfics or something, so maybe him. But, he has such a busy schedule he won't have the time to do it, I believe.
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I knooooooooooooooow... but he's so experienced in writing about stuff like this...
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Exactly...I guess the only way is to study RB's writing, learn from it, before trying it ourselves. Yet, I gotta say, I'm not much of a writer, I have horrible vocabulary.
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Well, I'm off to "study", then!
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I wish you luck on your journey.
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It wasn't as fulfilling as I though it it'd be.
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Bummer, why's that?
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Apparently, I already seem to know a lot on the matter if which we are speaking... Hmm, seems like the previous years of reading on FanFiction.Net have finally come on handy...
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I suppose we can find this a good thing.