"So," said Cranky Doodle Donkey to Matilda, You heard that explosion right?"
"Yeah," said Matilda, "I think it came from Canterlot."
"Wait a minute, wasn't that where Flurry Heart's Cuteseniara (please help me spell this!) was being held?"
"Yeah, and like, didn't there used to be a city on the side of the canterhorn?"
"Uh oh,'' replied Dank-y Doodle Donkey, I think you're right. Weren't all our heads of state there?"
"Yes, said Matilda. The only reason we aren't there is because of casual pony racism. We weren't invited."
"Well," answered Donkey, " I guess this is how Fallout Equestia Starts!"