“You caught me at a good time. I was just headed toward Pinkie Pie’s. It’s Gummy’s birthday today. Gummy is her...” “...freakin’adorabletoothlessalligatorandItotallywantone!” I interrupted. The look on Twilight’s face was a mix of slight irritation, amusement, and slightly startled. “...yes. Her ...alligator.” As we were walking through Ponyville I noticed ponies staring intently at Ryan. Ryan was grinning ear to ear and randomly greeting ponies. “Hi there. Hello. Hi. Howdy.” I rolled my eyes and was sure to keep my head down. I didn’t want to be stared at. No way no how. We arrived at Sugarcube Corner. The outside was decorated with random balloons and the door was open. Twilight entered first and was instantly greeted by a highspeed pink blur.
“Hi Twilight! So glad you could make it! We’re having so much fun! This is such a superduper paaaaaarty!” Pinkie caught a glimpse of me behind her. “Oh oh oh! Did you find a bring somepony new?! I love new friends!” In a flash the speeding ball of Pinkieness was past Twilight and face to face with me. I stepped back a moment startled. “Hiya! What’s your name?” “Um..Elise.” “Hiya Elise! I’m Pinkie Pie!”
At this moment Pinkie spotted Ryan standing next to me. She had to turn her head back to look him in the face. “Whooooooooooa! You’re a tall strange one!” Twilight had been listening. “Pinkie, this is Ryan. He’s a human. Princess Celestia wants me to introduce them to you all.” Pinkie’s smile had momentarily vanished to a shocked expression when she was looking at Ryan but instantly returned to its usual Pinkie smile. “Okie dokie lokie!”
At that the pink pony hopped back into Sugarcube Corner. We followed. Inside was decorated with balloons, streamers, ‘Happy Birthday Gummy!’ banners, and food was everywhere. The rest of the mane 6 were scattered throughout the room. Fluttershy was watching Gummy snapping at balloons; Rarity was inspecting the cupcakes and observing (with obvious disgust) Rainbow Dash shoving cake and punch down her throat. Applejack had been dancing but came over when she saw us enter. I heard Ryan muttering “Oh my god it’s really AJ I love AJ and oh my god she is wearing the hat I’m gunna have a squee attack!!” under his breath. I giggled. Our favorite ponies were in the same room as us. The light orange pony stared at Ryan and Ryan turned a slight shade of pink. Haha I thought.
Pinkie Pie was bouncing and talking at the same time. “Everypony listen up! Twilight here found some new friends and wants us to meet them!” Rarity trotted over next to Applejack and Ryan found Rainbow Dash in his face. “Hey what are you? You look kinda funny.” Fluttershy mumbled something from her hiding spot behind Rarity. “RD, please.” Twilight looked the cyan pegasus. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and backed up.
Twilight cleared her throat. “Everypony, these two are Ryan and Elise. They’re humans who have come to Equestria by means of magic. These are my friends; Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash.” Rarity spoke up. “I only see one human. The other is clearly a unicorn.” I scowled. Rarity had just lost that little amount of likeness I had for her. “Elise was a human. She was the one who performed the magic to get them here. The magic turned her into a unicorn.” “Ooooh.”
Awkward silence. “Weeeeeeeeeell, now that we have new friends we have MORE reason to party! Come on everypony, let’s party!” Pinkie proceeded to start dancing around the room. Ryan had practically started hopping with excitement during all this and now proceeded to hug-tackle AJ. They landed, AJ trapped in a hug and Ryan giggling like a little girl in excitement.
“You’re my faaaaaaavorite pony AJ!!”
“Well,” said AJ to the laughing ponies as she sat awkwardly in his arms, “Looks like ah got myself a fan.”
I laughed quietly and looked around at the other ponies. Rarity and RD had gone over and were laughing with Ryan and AJ. Twilight was eyeing the food table and Pinkie was, well, being Pinkie. “Yay! Party!”
“You were a human?” asked a soft voice next to me. I looked over at Fluttershy. “Yeah.” “Oh, that’s...cool.” she said shyly. My own shyness was disappearing slowly and I felt my old self returning. Ryan and the other bronies had always told me I was a human Pinkie...
Oh my gosh I’m really at one of Pinkie’s parties!! screamed my brain. AWESOMENESS!!!