Pinkie, Derpy, and I burst into class. Literally. Through the wall. On a rocket. At the speed of sound. With a pungent smell of burnt cupcakes wafting around us. Because we were all on fire.
Not anymore!
*le sploosh*
Aaaaaand we're drenched. And poor Derpy's upset as well. Her muffins are soggy.
*le flame*
Aaaaaand we're on fire again, but Derpy's now got crispy muffins.
*kersplishysplash*
"PINKIE" I screamed, "WILL YOU STOP CONTROLLING THE ELEMENTS?!"
"What?" Pinkie shrugged in return, holding up what seemed to be a pile of jewelry. "These elements?"
~~~{Meanwhile, in one of the many Equestrias of the multiverse...}~~~
"WHERE ARE THEY?!" Twilight screamed as Cybernetically-Enhanced Tirekicorn lumbered through Ponyville, "PINKIE, I SWEAR, IF YOU TOOK THEM AGAIN, I'LL PERSONALLY BANISH YOU TO TARTARUS!"
"Woah." said the aforementioned Cyberneticaly-Enhanced Tirekicorn, grabbing the tiny Twilight by the scruff of her neck, "Evil enchanteress, I'm guessing?"
Definitely-not-an-evil-enchanteress-of-the-dark-arts-Twilight scowled deeply at the vailiant protector of Equestria.
"Meh." Tirek continued, flicking the pony into a nearby conveniently located opened pony-sized cage flanked by guards, "Take her to Celestina, guys."
Suddenly, the pile of jewelry began to shudder violently, glowing with the entire visible spectrum of light.
*le boom*