MISSION LOG – SOL 271
Contrary to popular belief and mathematics, the Cubs have not been eliminated from the playoffs. We only need 27 teams to be swallowed up in freak earthquakes, and we’re in.
Based on my experiences on Mars, this is a thing that totally could happen.
In other news, we are coping with our limited EVA time without any sign of resuming cabin fever. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go talk with Fireball about that annoying habit he has of making crunching sounds when he eats his rocks.