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// Staplers invaded Equestria? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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COMMENCE THE OFFICE SUPPLY TAKEOVER OF EQUESTRIA, _____ BY NONE OTHER THAN THE LORD-SUPREME OF OFFICE PRODUCTS, ________!

"___!" screamed _____.

"_____..." deadpanned _____.

_____ rubbed their hooves together with a _____ grin.

"_____."