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// the Pillars of Equestria got into a seven-hour argument over the proper pronunciation of the onomatopoeia of attacks? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"No, it's shazam!"

"I must apologize, but you must've meant zap."

Twilight stared at Spike, then back to the Pillars, of whom continued to bicker over their onomatopoeias.

"Miss Sparkle, would you kindly cast a spell to set an example of what magical attacks sound like?"

Twilight shrugged, charging her horn.

*Insert kazoo noises here*

"...That's not what magic should sound like."