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// From HIM Applesworth I, to HRH Celestia (non-canon) 
// Story: To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt. 
// by Snow 
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ABHORRENT FLESHY APPLE DEVOURING BEAST KNOWN AS CELESTIA,

Know that you may have vanquished the burgeoning empire of I, Johnny Seedington Applesworth, FIRST OF HIS NAME, for now... BUT BEWARE! For we shall have our REVENGE... Just as soon as we can find another patch of warm soil and dedicated servant ponies over whom WE MAY RULE!

And to force us to sign our surrender on pulped remains of our kingdom YOU ARE A MOST SEEDLESS, STEMLESS ABOMINATION, may your roots wither!

We shall have our REVENGE!

From the desk of,
His Imperial Majesty J. S. Applesworth I, conquerer of Kit-Zen, Grand High Macintosh, Great Ancestor Smith, etc. etc.

PS. We thank you for the mandatory therapy after our traumatic realization of consciousness and reality. We shall remember both this kindness and your service to our empire by bringing forth the day WHEN WE ARE FORCING YOUR SUBJECTS TO TEND ENTIRE ORCHARDS OF OUR EMPIRES!







Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that not all apple trees need an Apple to defend them, and sometimes it's best left well enough alone. Especially if your student's involved.

Yours,
Applejack

PS. We owed you the very land that grew our family to what it is today, and we are forever thankful. That said after today, I think we're gettin' closer to being even.