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// She's All Yak 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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To Headmistress Twilight Sparkle,

I heard from Rarity through the grapevine about the incident at the Amity Ball, especially about the winners of said event. They seem like an interesting pair. It reminds me so much of how Fancy and I got together.

Your Fair Lady,
Fleur de Lis





Dear Diary,

I hope Yona doesn't get any funny ideas that we are a couple now. The last thing I need is my dick getting wrecked by her large rump.

Concerned,
Sandbar





Dear Sandbar,

No worries. I'm sure Rarity's advice can work with interspecies sexcapades too!

It'll fit right in!

Love,
Yona





Dear Yona and Sandbar,

Say, do you two think you'd ever be interested in a threesome maybe?

Sincerely and hopefully,
Gallus





Dear Pony Friend of Yona,

Pony Friend better not break engagement with our yak child, Yona. Yak parents will not be happy if Yona heart break. If Yona heart smashed, then you get smashed. And then we declare war on Equestria.

Signed Smashed,
Yona's Parents





Dear Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow and Rarity,

So you teach a student how to not be herself to get along with others. Goes to show the level of intelligence my friendship teachers have.

Signed,
Headmistress Twilight Sparkle





To Headmistress Twilight Sparkle,

Says the idiot who hired us.

Your employees,
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow and Rarity





Dear Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow and Rarity,

Next time leave the shipping to me. You nearly ruined my shipping chart!

Yonabar FTW.

Love,
Princess Cadance





To DJ Pon-3,

Do you still have that Sweeping Remix Song?

Because the Amity Ball got damaged by Yona's rampage and we’ve got a lot of cleaning up to do.

Your fellow DJ,
DJ Scales and Tail




To DJ Scales and Tail,

I got ya, fam!



You're Welcome,
DJ Pon-3





Dear DJ Scales and Tail,

Great work being the DJ for the dance but your DJ name needs a little work, however.

How about DJ Useles-5?

Signed,
Headmistress Twilight Sparkle





Dear Headmistress Twilight,

Hey, just because your students are getting some and you're not, don't take your bad luck out on me, bitch.

-DJ Scales and Tail





Dear Readers,

How fitting that the most boring and bland character of the Student Six would teach you all the lesson that it's okay being weird and unique.

Ha. Suck it.

-Sandbar






Tale as old as time

Strange as it can be

Barely even friends

Then Yona starts to dance

Destroying everything