"Sister!" Luna slammed the door open on the faces of the guards that were about to open 'em for her. "THE CHICKENS ARE LOOSE."
Celestia raised a brow. "The... chickens?"
Luna nodded. "Yes, the chickens that I have imprisoned within Canterlot's dungeons! They are staging a coop d'etat right outside the--"
The ground began to rumble as a tsunami of Scootaloos flooded into the castle.