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// every time pinkie pie jumped, a new and pointless law was installed? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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Pinkie Pie skipped along the road. Celestia followed close behind, marking down a tally of every little skip, hop, and bounce she performed.




It is now illegal to bounce a ping-pong ball in a bucket full of dirt at 5:00 PM every day.

All persons under the age of -1 years of age must report the shape of their elbow to the proper authorities.

The "proper authorities" mentioned in the above law refers to the Royal Canterlot toilet scrubbers. They will gladly take your elbows.

Cheese is now the only legal topping on any type of ice cream, living or deceased.

Bathing in chocolate milk is only permitted on Fridays.

On every third Tuesday of the sixteenth consecutive month following the coronation of Flurry Heart's toy snail, the national anthem will be changed to a flex tape commercial.

Pinkie Pie-ing is now legally regarded as morally questionable.



Pinkie Pie stopped jumping.