I paused, staring at the strange request. But the author what? What was it that the author did? What was it that I did? My thoughts turned to the canon-ness of Twilight Sparkle canonically being the canon author of this not-so-canon fanfic.
What if I take over?
I smacked Pinkie lightly with a newspaper. "No."
Still, what do I do? Such a question--
And then Pinkie yoinks the keyboard and disappears!