Sweetie Giraffe loomed over Twilight Sparkle. "LOOK AT ME."
Twilight looked up from writing What If.
"I AM THE PROTAGONIST NOW."
"Oh, oka--"
"LOOK AT ME."
"I am looking at yo--"
"AM MAIN CHARACTER. NOW."
"Alright, I get it, now can I pleas--"
Sweetie Giraffe proceeded to incinerate Twilight because that's the punchline in basically everything she's involved in.