The following is narrated in the voices of either Brock from Pokemon, or Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb:
"Storm King!" Swirl-Star the Stubbled boomed from atop his army of Sweetie Giraffes, "I have come to bargain!"
Oh wait, wrong franchise.
Swirl-Star proceeded to backflip onto the Storm King, crushing the villain instantly and saving the day with the power of 'holy crap you landed like a meteorite on that poor soul'.
And because the author does not remember how Grubber acts and didn't bother to pull up the wiki pages necessary for re-learning this character aspect, Grubber will now simp for the Storm King.
"Oh, my beautiful Storm King, how dare you, you horrid beast they call Swirl-Star the Stubbled! The One I wished to spend eternity and beyond with has perished because of your vile actions! Curses be upon you, Swirl-Star, for my One and Only Stormie Warmie has ceased his warmth! I will forever on strike swords and blades at your name when I lay upon the corpse of my beloved, in hopes of another dreamless slumber!"
And because he witnessed this ridiculousness, Swirl-Star proceeded to reset everyone's collective brains.
"DISCOOOOORD!"
"I'm howling at the moon!" Discord yeeted the newly-minted Elements of Chaos at the sequence of events that started at this moment and ended with Grubber simping for the Storm King like there's no tomorrow because I've lost all grasp of even the definition of sanity itself.
"Y'all. Howdy howdy. Apples good." Applejack, who in reality was two teenage dragons in a pony costume waltzed onto the scene in a stunning grape-themed tutu.
Twilight Sparkle stared at the suggestion to use only the words from the comments of the previous chapter. It could not be done, unfortunately, and so she banished herself to the sun. Perhaps the next chapter may see the use of this suggestion.
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*slams face into keyboard*