//------------------------------// // 03,5) Headhunters // Story: The Power of the Gravity Falls // by Gfmlp //------------------------------// Skull Fracture was the only motorcycle bar in Gravity Falls, they knew it could take a long time for the suspect to leave, so they decided to go in, but they saw that there was a guard at the door. "Now how are we going to get in?" Asks Dipper. "Why wouldn't they let us in?" Fluttershy asked. "It will be because we are ponies and a boy," says Applejack. "There must be a way in," Twilight says. "I have an idea," says Pinkie showing some fake IDs that she had given to everyone. They all looked at each other and decided to use those cards because no one could think of a better plan. "There is no way this works," says Rarity. "Don't worry Rarity, this is obviously going to work," says Pinkie. They all show the fake IDs made out of cardboard by Pinkie Pie to the guard. "You can come in," says the guard. Then when everyone except Pinkie came in they still couldn't believe those IDs had worked. "I still can't believe this worked," says Rarity. "I told you those IDs would work," Pinkie says proudly. "Twilght and I are going to question the suspect," says Dipper. "The others will have to mix in the bar, not to attract attention," says Twilight. "Of course," Pinkie says, then she looks at a group of motorcyclists who looked very dangerous. "Hi, I'm Pinkie." While Twilight and Dipper found Manly Dan, playing they are a force measuring machine. "Manly Dan, you are the person we wanted to see," says Dipper. "Where were you last night?" Twilight asked. "Punchin 'the clock," Manly Dan said. "So, were you at a job?" Twilight asks. "No, literally punchin 'that clock!" Manly Dan growled pointing to a window that had a clock on a completely bent post, which due to the damage stopped working and the time was frozen at 10 o'clock. “10 o'clock… It's crime time. So I guess he never saw this before? ”Dipper said as he held up the ax. "Listen, pair of girls," says Manly Dan. "Hey, I'm actually a ..." Dipper was saying but was interrupted by Manly Dan. “I would never use that kind of ax! It's for lefties! I only use my right hand! THE HAND OF MEN! ”Manly Dan yelled, then began to break the force measuring machine. "It's to left-handed!" Says Dipper. “We have to get out of here, in light of this new discovery!” Twilight says as she goes in search of the others. Meanwhile Applejack, Fluttershy and Rarity could not believe what they were seeing, Pinkie had become quite popular because she organized a party and Rainbow Dash had become good friends with a group of motorcyclists, Dipper and Twilight arrived and told her about the new tracks. ... They searched all of Gravity Falls, until only one suspect was left, Toby Determined, and they called the police. And when everyone was in front of Toby Determined, they started saying their deductions from him. "You are the criminal," Rainbow Dash said. "The criminal was left-handed," says Applejack. "The criminal also had a hole in his shoe," says Rarity. "And you have reasons too," says Pinkie. "I am not the criminal," says Toby Determined. "But you're the only person in Gravity Falls who fits that description is you," says Twilight. "Well if you're innocent, then you should have an alibi for the time of the crime," Sheriff Blubbs said. Toby looked at everyone with some doubt and sighed and played the security tape from last night. Everyone saw Toby in the recording, who looked around and from the locker took out a life-size cardboard figure of the reporter Shandra Jiménez. “At last we are alone cardboard cutout of the reporter Shandra Jiménez,” said Toby in the recording and then began to kiss her. Everyone when watching that video felt a great disgust and some like Rarity felt like vomiting. "The time confirms it, Toby you are innocent, human weirdness," Sheriff Blubbs said, not hiding his displeasure. "Hurrah!" Celebrate Toby. "But this can not be. That's! Why don't they check the ax for fingerprints! ”Says Dipper. Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom wondered why they didn't come up with this earlier, while Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, and Pinkie wondered what fingerprints were. "There are no fingerprints," Sheriff Durland said. Then the cops taunted Dipper and the ponies. Then everyone depressed went to the Mystery Shack. ... At the Mystery Shack, they were holding a funeral for Wax Stan. "Dipper, ponies, Soos and lifeless wax figures, all thanks for coming, some would say it's wrong to want a wax replica of yourself," Stan said with a frown, ignoring the fact that the only one who had cried it was Soos. "They are wrong!" Soos said getting up from her seat. "Quiet Soos, Wax Stan I hope you're in wax heaven," Stan said sadly, "I'm sorry, I think I have something in my eyes." When he finished speaking, Stan ran out of the room crying, with Soos following behind to comfort him. The whole place was silent, everyone present looked at each other and sighed, feeling the defeat of this case. "Poor Stan," says Pinkie. "I can't believe we haven't solved the case," says Dipper. "How is it possible that we couldn't figure it out," Rainbow Dash said. "You're right Rainbow Dash this doesn't make sense," Applejack said. "But we've already verified the motive and the evidence," says Twilight. "But I don't know who could have such hatred for Stan to break a wax statue," says Fluttershy. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were silent trying to figure out who would do this, recalling each piece of evidence, but they couldn't recall any suspects. "Wait, I hadn't noticed that the wax Stan's shoe had a hole in it," Dipper said. "That's obvious, all wax figures have a hole in the shoe, it's to keep them standing," says Pinkie Pie. "Expect he has a hole in his shoe and no fingerprints," says Dipper. "That can't be possible," Twilight says that she was the only one who understood what Dipper meant. "The culprits are ..." Dipper was saying, but was interrupted by a voice coming from behind. "The innocent wax figures," someone said. They all turned to see who said that it was Wax Sherlock Holmes who moved and then they saw that all the other wax figures started to move. "It can't be, Wax Sherlock Holmes," says Twilight. "He is Shakespeare made of wax," says Rarity. "Is Julio de cera too?" Applejack wondered somewhat confused. "This can't be real," Fluttershy says scared. "Congratulations my rookie detectives," says Shelock Holmes of wax. "They solved the case." "But how can they be alive, if they are made of wax," says Dipper. "They must be magical wax statues," Twilight said. "Twilight is right is the only explanation for why they move," says Apple Bloom. "They think we are magical," says Sherlock Holmes laughs and then continues speaking. “Well, we are evil. Stan bought us years ago in a haunted garage sale, during the day we were the attractions, but at night we reigned everything was going well, until Stan it was not feasible to maintain the business and he left us locked in that room and we waited 10 years to get revenge on Stan, but we were wrong about Stan. " "Wait, you guys wanted to behead the real Stan," Scootaloo said. "That's horrible," says Sweetie Belle. "Dipper and Twilight you were right in the end the wax statues are scary," says Pinkie somewhat scared. "But I never thought they were so crazy," Twilight said. "And since they know our secret they are going to be eliminated," says Sherlock Holmes of wax. "What do we do," Sweetie Belle says, scared. Dipper starts throwing things at random, until he throws a mug of hot coffee on top of the wax Genghis Khan, and it starts to melt. "It's true they are made of wax, they will melt with hot things," says Rarity. Dipper and the ponies each took an electric candle to fight the wax statues. "You really think they can beat us," says Wax Sherlock Holmes. "Well, I don't know," says Dipper. "That's what we're going to try," says Applejack. "As you like to attack," said Sherlock Holmes. They all began to defend themselves and attack the famous wax statues with the electric candles. "Interview this Larry King," said Dipper beheading Larry King. "My neck! My beautiful neck! " Larry King said. "Joke about this, Grourcho!" Rainbow Dash said imitating Dipper saying phrases while he attacked. Genghis Khan made of wax tried to rush towards Dipper, he dodged him, causing him to fall directly into the chimney. "Genghis Khan you fell faster than ... I don't know, the Gin dynasty?" Dipper says with some hesitation. "That last joke sounded very forced," says Applejack. "I told you before, Dipper, that you're not good at making a lot of sentences out of thin air," says Twilight. "Well, that doesn't matter!" Says Dipper. "Hey look at that!" Fluttershy says in horror. There everyone noticed that each cut part of the wax figures began to move, to try to attack. "Don't worry about it," says Apple Bloom, then I take one of those parts and throw it into the fireplace to melt it completely. "We Cutie Mark Crusaders will take care of those pieces," Sweetie Belle said imitating Apple Bloom. "You only worry about the biggest and most dangerous," Scootaloo said. Everyone else sighed in relief as they now had one less thing to worry about. "Okay," said Wax Sherlock Holmes, picking up a sword and then heading to Dipper. "Let's get this all over with" He used the sword to break the electric candle, seeing this Twilight decided to try to help him. “Watch out, Dipper!” Says Twilight while she was trying to see how she could help him, she couldn't get close to help because she was surrounded by wax figures. "Dipper take this!", Throwing an iron that was used to stoke the fireplace with the burning tip. The fight between Dipper and Sherlock Holmes made of wax was transferred to the roof of the Mystery Shack, while Applejack and Rarity were forced to fight outside the Mystery Shack, only remaining inside where the funeral was taking place Twilight, Pinkie, Fluttershy and the Cutie Mark Crusaders against the other wax statues. ... In the fight that Rarity and Applejack had against the wax figures outside the Mystery Shack, they began to be disadvantaged by the large number of wax figures and suddenly a voice was heard. "What the heck is happening!" Says Wendy watching the two of them wrestling with a bunch of wax figures. "I was not expecting this, I just came to see why Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo took so long to get home and did not notify." "Is it my imagination or Dipper is fighting Sherlock Holmes on the roof of the Mystery Shack," Pacifica says in amazement, then sighs. “I admit I wasn't expecting all of this either and I came to see what Rarity, Fluttershy and Sweetie Belle were up to. But more importantly, what the heck is going on here? " With all those words the wax statues realized that they were there watching and decided to attack them. Applejack and Rarity while still fighting decided to explain their situation. “They remember that someone beheaded the wax Stan, it was the other wax statues. Those statues didn't want to behead the wax Stan, but the real Stan, ”Applejack said as she kept trying to defend himself from the large number of wax statues. Pacifica and Wendy were horrified to learn this and decided to start helping them fight the wax statues. "It seems this is never going to end," says Wendy, noticing that the pieces of the wax statues were beginning to move. "I have an idea for each piece of wax we cut, leave them locked in the garbage can," said Pacifica emptying the garbage cans, to start putting the wax parts and sighed because she realized that it was more useful for others than It contained the wax parts that it was trying to fight. Rarity sighed realizing what Pacifica was doing and decided to give the electric candle to Wendy since she knew how to fight better than her and it would be more useful for this fight to try to contain the parts of the wax statues. "A moment where is Fluttershy and the Cutie Mark Crusaders?" Asked Pacifica realizing that they could be in danger. "It's true where they are," Wendy said. "They are helping against the wax statues inside the Mystery Shack," says Rarity. “You left them alone with this danger!” Says Wendy. "Of course not, we leave them with Twilight, Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash!" Rarity says. "Well that doesn't let me worry too much about them, we're going into the Mystery Shack," says Wendy. "I also want to see how they are, but we can literally barely move forward with all those wax statues surrounding us," Applejack says sadly. "I hope everyone is well," says Pacifica. ... Meanwhile, Twilight, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders battled the wax statues. "They are not that difficult to defeat, but they are too many", says Twilight somewhat desperate to try to defeat all the wax statues to go help Dipper. "Twilight is right, wait that's not Abraham Lincoln's wax assassin," Pinkie said referring to John Wilkes Booth waxed. "We must also avenge Abraham Lincoln in wax!" They all stared at Pinkie, until Twilight came up with something. "I have an idea Fluttershy you are near Rainbow Dash pass your electric candle to Rainbow Dash," Twilight said. They all stared at Twilight about why Rainbow Dash needed another candle. "Rainbow Dash now that you have two electric candles, you could fly at full speed in the direction of those wax statues," Twilight said. When Rainbow Dash smiled realizing what she was going to do against the wax statues. When she made the Sonic Rainboom she cut most of the wax statues in one fell swoop thanks to the electric candles. "That was incredible," says Scootaloo in amazement, somewhat stunned. "My idea was not as good as I expected, at least most of the wax statues were cut and Rainbow Dash created with a Sonic Rainboom is enough in this place", said Twilight somewhat stunned. Everyone in that room was somewhat stunned by the Sonic Rainboom except Rainbow Dash. The wax statues started reacting earlier and wax John Wilkes Booth tried to attack Fluttershy. "This is for wax Abraham Lincoln," Pinkie said firing her Party Cannon at John Wilkes Booth wax making it fall into the chimney. "I think we can defeat them all," Twilight said as she began to fight the wax statues again. ... While that was going on, Dipper was fighting wax Sherlock Holmes on the roof of the Mystery Shack. Dipper managed to hide from him for the moment. "You really think you can hide di mi, boy," said the wax statue. “I am the great Sherlock Holmes! Have you not seen my magnifying glass? It's huge." Dipper hid to rest, since he was fighting too long and had the strength to fight Sherlock Holmes, also the wax statues seemed that they never got tired, giving him a terrible disadvantage, but suddenly Sherlock Holmes of wax attacked from surprise, causing that Dipper will be disarmed. "Any last words?" Wax Sherlock Holmes says. Dipper was scared, but he looked behind Wax Sherlock Holmes, and realized something. "Do you have sunscreen?" Dipper said. "What do you mean by that", he raised his sword up and suddenly he realized that his hands began to melt and he realized that he was dawning. "This can not be." Sunlight also came down below, causing all the wax figures that were fighting against Wendy, Pacifica, Rarity and Applejack to begin to melt and they saw on the ceiling how wax Sherlock Holmes also melted. "Maybe following me up to the ceiling was not a very smart decision," said Dipper, mocking Sherlock Holmes. "He has shorts on and he managed to defeat me, No!" Sherlock Holmes said, barely retaining his humanoid form. "Well, case closed," Dipper said and then sneezed, making Pacifica, Wendy, Applejack, Rarity, and Sherlock Holmes laugh. "You sneeze like a kitten, the cops were right you are adorable", those were the last words of Sherlock Holmes of wax crashing to the ground. "That was completely disgusting," Rarity says looking at the remains of Sherlock Holmes. And the five decided to return to where the others. ... "Well I think it was all the statues," Twilight said. Suddenly, the five of them walked in, making everyone glad that they were okay. "Is everyone okay?" Asked Pacifica. "Of course! I already said it at the Wax Stan presentation, we will survive the Wax Statues Rebellion," Pinkie said proudly. Suddenly, Stan appeared and was surprised to see this whole place completely damaged. "Hot Belgian Waffles!" Stan said reacting after seeing the place as it was. "What happened in my classroom!?" "The wax statues turned out evil, so we decided them", Twilight said seriously. "I beheaded Larry King," Dipper said. "I cut several wax statues with my speed," Rainbow Dash said proudly. "And I was able to avenge Abraham Lincoln in wax," said Pinkie. "These kids and ponies with their imaginations," Stan said. "But the good news, is that we managed to find this," Applejack said showing him the head of the wax Stan. "Thanks for finding the head," says Stan. His festivities were interrupted by Sheriff Blubbs, being accompanied by sheriff Durland on the police patrol. "They've solved the case, I'm so sure they're going to say no that I'm going to have a long, slow sip of hot coffee," says Sheriff Blubbs. "Actually, the answer is yes," Dipper said happily showing him Stan's wax head. This caused Sheriff Bubbs to spit the coffee at Sheriff Durland, causing the police car to crash. Everyone laughed at that, then Dipper came up with a question. "More importantly, did they remove all the parts of the wax statues?" Said Dipper. "I think we got rid of all of them, but we cut it a lot, so I can't be sure that all the parts were removed," Twilight said with some hesitation as she looked around the place. "That's enough for me," Rainbow Dash said confidently. ... What they didn't know at the time is that Larry King's head was in the ventilation shaft watching. Then when all of them realized that and managed to trap him in a cage. They finally decided that he would stay in Fluttershy's animal barn in a cage so he wouldn't cause trouble. Larry King's head began interviewing anyone who passed the farm. And Rarity, Pacifica, and Rainbow Dash loved that I interviewed them.