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// Earth pony news? (Villager news with earth ponies.) 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"Da da da da da da da da da da da da Earth Pony News." Earth Pony #186 stared blankly at the camera for a moment. "--Uh, pretend that you read that in the right tune."

Earth Pony #1062 picked up her mic and took in a deeeeep breath.

"BREAKING NEWS!" She screeched at the top of her lungs, "CANTERLOT CASTLE TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN, AND SO HAS THE REST OF THE WORLD!"

Earth Pony #40281 flipped Earth Pony #1062 around.

"Oh wait, it's all right now. How about we look at the weather? Care to share, Earth Pony #666?"

Earth Pony #666 continued to smolder in the pit of flames that shall not be named. "I smell barbecue! And it appears that it is raining rocks!"

A meteor made out of Earth Ponies landed behind Earth Pony #666 and exploded with loud shouts of "Boom!"

"Huh. What pleasant weather we have today."