Forklift Glimmer proudly raised her forks in the air, a pony certification impaled on one of them. "I did it!" she revved, driving around in a happy circle.
Raisebow Dash rolled her caution lights. "Why are you getting pony certified, anyway?"
"Why wouldn't I like to become pony certified?" Forklift Glimmer beeped. "Becoming certified pairs you with a pony! My certificate says that I will be paired with a pony named Starlight Glimmer. We're going to become best buddies!"
Raisebow Dash slowly backed up, her caution lights blinking on and off.