//------------------------------// // the explosion sent the whale to the moon? // Story: What If... // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// Big friendly whale landed with a thud on the surface of the moon. "Yowch." said the whale. "Ouch." said the moon. "HUZZAH, A FRIEND!" Princess Moon Moon of House Moon bellowed, stomping up to the big friendly whale in her elephant boots while driving a forklift. "WELCOME TO MOON MART MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?" "Uhhhhhh pOTaTo..." the whale scratched its chin. "Large fries, three medium cokes, and an extra-large vat of mayonnaise." "Is Crystal Pepsi okay?" "No." "Oh okay."