What If...

by TheMajorTechie


the whale's order was Big Smoke's order from GTA: San Andreas?

"WELCOME TO MOON MART MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?" Princess Moon Luna Moon Moon Moon emerged from a crater. "Oh wait you've been here before. Okay. What's your order?"

The whale thought and thought and thought and thought and thonked and t h o n k ed. Princess Luna visibly aged in front of it until all that was left was moon dust. "I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

Princess Moon Moon said nothing because the universe had reached heat death. Worst of all, all of that food was now stale.