"We're no strangers to love, Rarity."
Rarity looked up from her Hugh Mungous™ ice cream vat.
"You know the rules--" Spike raised his giant spoon. "And so do I."
Rarity scooted aside for Spike.
"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of."
Rarity glared at Spike, who proceeded to barf out a fresh ball of yarn via dragonfire.
He wiggled his brows. "You wouldn't get this from any other guy, would you?"
"I just want to tell you how I'm feeling." Rarity kicked the vat aside just before Spike could get a heaping spoonful of ice cream. "Gotta make you understand."
"NeVER gONna giVe YoU UP, nEVeR gONna LeT YOu dOWn," Celestia crashed through the roof, promptly giving up control of Equestria to her sister and letting everyone in the room down because she landed in the ice cream vat and contaminated it with horsehair.