-butt motherf--"The ground trembled with the prismatic mare's landing. An eerie silence fell over Ponyville's town square--if it could even be called that anymore--as all eyes turned to Rainbow Dash. Her wings remained splayed as if asserting her dominance with her presence. The only indication that it wasn't simply some statue of the mare that had absurdly landed in the center of the town was the gentle puffs of the moisture she emitted with every breath.
"I've come to make an announcement."
Just like the many eyes had turnt to her prior, all ears now pivoted to the commotion Rainbow had created.
"Twilight Sparkle's a -butt motherf--"
"We get it!" Pinkie yelled back. "You've been evil this whole time, and now you're gonna piss on the moon!"