//------------------------------// // Suspect 004 // Story: The Usual Suspects // by Visharo //------------------------------// "Stating for the record, Suspect 004 is a gray earth pony mare. Reminds me of a cat. Her eyes are feral yellow, I hesitate to say if they're augments, there are no records on them if they are. Mane and tail are a strange purple red combo. Scars all across her back, suspecting there is a trauma story behind that. Cutie mark is a blue jewel underneath a glass dome. No further observations, bringing her in." "Why hello there." *surprised intake of breath* "How'd you get in here?" "Nice description, personally, I like the cat part. I think it suits me just fine." *giggle* "Riiight, Miss?" "You can call me Cat. Fitting, no?" *swish* "If you say so, now could you please refrain from climbing the walls?" "Aw, is poor wittle Greaser worried about little ol' me?" *frustrated sigh* "Miss." *slight pause* "Cat, I have unicorns on the other side who can and will zap you if I give the signal. If you could come down and talk to me, you can leave a free mare, how does that sound?" "That sounds great! But what if I don't want to come down, what if we talk like this? I like having the higher ground." *giggle* "If this doesn't hinder your ability to answer questions, then I don't see why not. Now, what were you doing on April 20th?" "Doing a job, of course! *giggle* "What kind of job, Miss Cat?" "The illegal kind, Mister Tact." "How'd you know my name!?" "I know many things, Greaser. And from my point of view. *giggle* "It looks like you don't know enough." "Answer the question, Miss Cat. What kind of job?" But I did answer the question, Mister Tact and your lie detector is having no problems with me saying so." *disgruntled noise* "How did you know about that!" "Cats always know, Greaser, and you best remember that. It might save your life." "Is that a threat?" "Do you want it to be?" *extended silence* "Does this job have anything to do with the Manesco Bank?" "Ooh, Greaser thinks he's gotten a set of claws, but what would his reaction be if I said: no." *slight pause* "Would you look at that! The detector didn't beep, again! I am so good at this, any other questions for me? "Was it a theft job?" "Of course it was, Mister Greaser! You don't hire me unless you want something robbed."" *giggle* "What did you steal?" "Ah, that is the question, isn't it? Well, believe it or not, oh wait, you do!" *laughter* "Ooh, that was good. Anyways, believe it or not, my benefactor doesn't see fit to tell me anything, isn't that intriguing?" "Yes, quite." *chuckling* "You may go now." "Ta ta! It's been a real pleasure!" *door opens* *door closes*