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// Cutie Mark Crusader Suicide Bombers 
// Story: The Onion: Equestrian Bureau 
// by The Read Later List 
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Cutie Mark Crusader Suicide Bombers

Saddle Arabia- Following the formation of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Saddle Arabia branch, three young fillies earned their cutie mark by blowing themselves up along with 2/3 of the Equestrian embassy.  

"What a joyous day," commented one of the fillies' parents.  "Our child has finally discovered what makes her special : detonating a small, but surprisingly effective amount of plastique explosive near the infidel base.  I'm sure if we could locate her severed flank, a new picture of terrified souls fleeing their liberators would be staring back at us.  I'm so proud of her."  

Well  there you have it.  Three young fillies were able to find who they truly are.  Could you have asked for a better conclusion?