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// Clerihooves (Part 1) 
// Story: Pony Verse: A Collaborative Collection of Pony Poetry 
// by darf 
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                                                        Clerihooves (Part 1)

(Aquillo)
Twilight Sparkle
Is—putting it nicely—ungraceful
Though should she lose her element
A dance or two might make her foes repent

(darf)
Applejack
Has no talent for talking smack
Her gangsta lyrics always seem to stall
When ill verse is interrupted by “y’all”

(ambion)
Applejack cannot abide figurative prattle
All hat; some cattle
She knocks on wood quite definitely
And the fruits of her labour fall from the trees

(darf)
Rainbow Dash, pegasus
Favorite to some of us
No stranger to a human rider
Even when they cu—
(Horizon)
—carry cider!

(The Illusive Badgerpony)
Scootaloo, quite obsessed
With the chromatically best
Tried to dye her mane, but to her dismay
Found that it instead had turned grey

(darf)
Rarity, a fashionable mare
Attends her appearance with great care
The way she dresses suits her
But seems no help when searching for a suitable suitor

(Horizon)
Pinkamena Diane Pie:
The Element of Why
Ask her what a group without her lacks
And fall into Why's cracks

(ambion)
Fluttershy modelled once
and though magick'd to be quite the dunce
for a month, picking noses
was an etiquette on par with roses

(darf)
That lovely lyrical mare, Pinkie Pie
Has more talent for singing than poetry
Nevertheless, she wrote a verse, thinking she might be a poetess
But just didn’t know it-ess

(Horizon)
Discord
Is always bored
But takes the greatest of delight
In following rules not quite correctly.