We're gonna see the biggest ball of twine in Applelossa!
We're headin' for the biggest ball of twine in Applelossa!
Sang a yellow stallion with an acoustic guitar, he wore a poncho and a sombrero as lounged in an empty train car travelling across the desert.
Oh, we couldn't wait to get there
So we drove straight through for three whole days and nights
Of course, we stopped for more pickled wieners now and then
He sang.
The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it
But you can't see out of the side of the cart
Because the windows are completely covered
With the decals from all the places where we've already been!
Just as he finished the verse, he saw a quaint adobe house speed past. "Ooop...this is my stop!" he quickly got up and dove off the train car. He safely tumbled on the ground once he landed. He got up and dusted himself off, only to find that his acoustic guitar was smashed. "You did an amazing job guitar." he said as he removed his sombrero as a sign of mourning. "Oh well, I have plenty at home." a smile returned to his face and he trotted to the adobe house.
"Oh hun! I'm home!" yelled Cheese as he walked into the house and removed his sombrero and poncho.
"I'm in the kitchen!" yelled a mare back.
"Oh goody! What's for dinner tonight?!"
"Waldorf salad and chimicherrychangas." the mare in the kitchen announced. "How was your party at Appleloosa?"
"It went amazing!" began Cheese as he sat down on the living room couch. "The party is great and I even met a homeless pony by the name of Bernie."
"Bernie?"
"He smelled real bad and ran off with my camera...but that's okay, I have my memories." smiled the yellow stallion.
"Okay, dinner is ready!" the mare announced as she walked out carrying all the dinner plates.
"Oh Suzanne...looks delicious as always!"
"Thank you." complimented Suzanne.
Later that night, Cheese was on his bed as he read a book. The importance of copyright law: How a small public domain is helpful to the Equestrian economy by HRH Princess Celestia.
"I should write a song about this so I can make lots and lots of money." said Cheese to himself as he made that mental note.
"Cheese hun, what are you doing?" asked Suzanne as she walked in.
"Just reading, why do you ask?" he did not take his eyes off the book.
"Well..." she was nervous. "...I have some news to tell you."
"News? I'm all eyes and ears." threw the book away.
"How long have we been married?" asked Suzanne as she climbed on the bed and lied down next to her husband Cheese.
"Hmmm....about one thousand two hundred days...give or take a week..." Cheese answered.
"Well...I have some good news..."
The stallion waited for an answer.
"I'm...pregnant..." she announced.
"Pregnant?"
Suzanne happily nodded and smiled.
"OH MY GOODNESS!! THIS IS SO SUPER-DUPER AMAZING!" yelled Cheese with sheer excitement. "We will finally have a kid to spoil to our hearts content!"
"I'm glad you're so happy about-"
She was suddenly pulled into a big kiss from her husband. She felt like she was melting in his forelegs.
Cheese broke the kiss. "And you know what else this means?"
"What?"
Suddenly Cheese let his wife go and ran to the nearby closet. "I can finally plan and throw a BABY SHOWER!" he took out several baby supplies and baby shower themed party supplies. "This is going to be more amazing than the bachelor-ette party I planned!"
"The one where you popped out of the cake wearing a muscle suit and pretended to be Rambo." giggled Suzanne.
"I couldn't resist." Cheese blushed.
"But having a baby is a lot more than just throwing parties Cheese...it's about being responsible and getting used to the fact that it isn't about us anymore." stated the mare to her husband.
"I know hun, I know." he gave her a sincere smile. "But we should still celebrate this awesome news!"
"How are we going to celebrate may I ask?" Suzanne said in a playful tone.
"The same way we always celebrate...a game of 'twister on the bed'." he said in a seductive voice.
"Oh my." Suzanne blushed and giggled.
"Okay...now move your hoof a little to left." said Suzanne. "Okay...you're almost at the spot."
"I'm trying..." said Cheese who sounded like he was panting and struggling. "...GOT IT!"
"YAY!"
Cheese finally managed to get his front left hoof on red without toppling over. The couple were on top of a twister mat on top of their bed. "Your turn to spin Suzanne." he laughed.
"If I could reach."
"Is that a declaration of surrender I hear?" the stallion slyly joked.
"I swear Cheese...you can be an impossible colt sometimes." fake pouted the mare as she pretended to be offended.
"But I am YOUR impossible colt!" he grinned.
Suzanne was about to say something but they both lost their balance and toppled down on the mat together. They both laughed uncontrollably, not caring who won or lost.
As soon as they stopped laughing, the two just looked at each other and smiled. "Night Cheese."
"Night Suzanne." he kissed her forehead and turned off the lamp.
THE END