That night, everypony combined their magic into one pony named Flaminto, a unicorn. When the process was complete, he shouted that he was ready for a fight. Everpony cheered. He teleported to Twilight's house and blasted at her. Twilight accepted the challenge and squirted water at him. He created two heavy stacks of hay and hit her. Twilight was hit then she summoned the great cow and hit him with it. Flaminto stabbed Twilight as Twilight bit his hoof. Pain, strong and intense, coursed through his body like electiricty as Twilight's jaw sank through his flesh. He kicked Twilight away and blasted her again. She blasted a him too. He made a protective shield and mirroed the attack with a mirror. Both tired and panting, they sat down before...Rainbow Dash did her Sonic FireBlast on Twilight. It only happened when she was able to do the Sonic Rainboom when she was on fire. Applejack threw apples at Twilight. Rarity kicked Twilight. Fluttershy falcon punched Twilight. Pinkie appeared out of nowhere and blasted her with her party cannon. Twilight stumbled then blasted again. Applejack threw a had grenade at Twilight. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy punched Twilight as Rarity kicked Twilight.
"I am ready."Flaminto declared as he ran towards Twilight and blasted after everypony escaped. Twilight fell down and looked at the victorious Flaminto.
"Give up?" He asked. Twilight gulped and nodded.
He brought Twilight to Celestia and Luna, who were fully recovered. They were furious. They said that they should not have trusted her. Twilight sobbed and begged for forgiveness. They decided to punish her by making her do community service.
"That is NOT how I behave!" Twilight protested to Author.
"Oh, shut up! I can control you!" Author snapped. Twilight gave up to the amazing, spectacular and powerful AUTHOR!!
"Whatever,"everypony shouted,annoyed.
Author laughed, happily.
"So there you have it. The story of Twilight being drunk and other things. I am amazing don't you all think?" Author asked the crowd happily.
"Eeyup,"the crowd replied. Author was pleased
The end