Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


Turning up to M.

I don't understand...

Now, son. No crying. This is for big ponies.

B-But Cap'n isn't even a pony...!

I'm one-tenth a pony... Somewhere. Maybe my butt...

Regardless, it's for adults only. You're not old enough yet.

But-but-but...

Shhh. Hush now, quiet now. You'll be with us for the episode after. It'll be a special one just for you before the finale.

You promise...?

I promise.

...Alright...

That's my Pip. Now run along.

...I feel dirty.

You look dirty too. But, ignoring that, we have a few special guests to call in for tomorrow's show. Do you have the list?

I have it... Don't ask me where I got it or how I got it... But here. Are you sure we should be doing this?

I don't see any reason not to invite some... Mature... guests for a single show. Do you?

I suppose not...

Oh, we'll slap a warning on it. Stop being such a prude.

Whatever... Still seems dirty.

No... I think it's my tail that's a horse. Right? No? Is anyone listening to me? Maybe i'm one-tenth invisible too... Nice.