Why hello everyone this is my first MLP: FiM fic, please be nice please r&r I do go through and check for errors it's just that I'm not good at it.
It was a nice day. Sunny with a few sparse clouds just to cover the sun when things got too hot. The apples on the trees shiny on the low branches of the trees, A soft breeze ran though the rows the orchard, not enough to cause a disturbence in the branches but just enough to provide a refreshing breeze. No problems in the orchard so far it made the work easy and almost relaxing.
Big Macintosh put his weight on his fore legs then released his built up power into the tree. The apples shook from the tree and fell into the half barrels that lay bellow the tree. Perfect. Big mac moved his sprig of wheat in his mouth the the other side of his mouth.
Big Mac moved on to the next tree. This one was small so he only had to kick it with one hoof using minimal effort. The apples fell neatly in the half barrels. Big Macintosh took on out of the bins wiped it off on his crimson coat and took a bite.
"The Perfect apple." He said to himself. He heard Applebloom and her little friends around but wasn't concerned about it. The day was just so nice. He moved on to the next tree. Bucking the tree, apples fell around. He moved on to the next tree. The work may have been boring to the other ponies Big Macintosh enjoyed the work.
He heard Applebloom closer this time. He shrugged it off.
"They probly looking for their cutie marks again." He chuckled to himself. They had nearly the destroyed the Apple house many times, but today he felt sure they would be the nice little fillies that he had been told they were.
"Hey Big Mac." It was Applejack. She gave him a warm smile. He returned it with his own half smile. "Ah need y'all to move these apple carts to town; can ya do that for me?"
"Eeyup." Macintosh said his signature line. He retted over the the carts and hitched himself to one. He was glad to do some pulling after all it was his strong suit. He hummed a tune to himself as he pulled the cart with ease.
He heard small hoofs fallowing him. Applebloom and her friends caught up with Big Mac.
"Howdy big brother." Applebloom said with big grin.
"Howdy Applebloom. Howdy girls." Big Macintosh said. He barly felt the combined weight of them as they sat upon the cart. Big Mac just kept on pulling. "What can I do ya fer?"
"We just came to keep you company." They giggled and he immediatly knew that they were up to somthin'.
"What's you latest attempt to get ya'll cutie mark?" Big Macintosh asked suspicious of their friendly attitude.
"Twilight told us that we could be investigators." Sweetie Belle said. She seemed pretty excited about it. The orange filly didn't seem to the idea."
"Ya'll better keep your noses out of other ponies business. Your remeber what happened with your newspaper." Big Macintosh reminded them. He could almost feel their blushing. "What are ya'll investigating?"
"We're gonna investigate how life works." Applebloom said. Big Macintosh pulled the cart up to the Cake's shop.
"Thank you for the apples, Big Macintosh." Mr. Cake said and paid for the apples.
"No problem, thank you for the buisness." Big Macintosh took the money and hitched himself back on the cart.
"Applebloom are you still around?" Big Mac raised his voice but got no response. He pulled the cart back to the farm. He was keeping an eye out for the fillies. He was sure they were up to something. He could be sure that it involved him.
He unhitched the cart from himself. He trotted into the barn to feed hogs. He grabbed the feed and poured it into the trough. He called the pigs. The pigs burst though the side door. They ate happily. Big Mac set off into the orchard and began kicking the trees for apples.
Then he heard her little sister and her friends come up on him again. They came up to him as he was about to kick another tree.
"Big Macitosh where do babies come from?" Applebloom asked. Big Mac missed the tree with his kick leaving him off balance. His face was already starting to burn up. He looked at the three hopeful fillies.
"Now, why would y'all go ask a question like that?" Big Macintosh's crimson coat was somehow turning even redder.
"'Cause we want to know!" Sweetie Belle chimed in. Big Macintosh looked around hoping to find his sister.
"Applejack!" Big Macintosh called out. She did not come the the three were still staring at him hope that his answer would somehow lead then to their cutie marks. Big Mac was hoping to find a way out of this.
"Well, as much as ah'd love to tell you... It's a question more for your family! Big Mac admitted to himself, it sounded like a pretty lame excuse; it seemed to work on Sweetie belle and Scootaloo.
"I'm gonna go ask Rarity right now!" Sweetie Bell said, "See ya!"
The little filly ran off. Scootaloo looked like she was thinking, " I'm gonna ask Rainbow Dash, She so awsome! I bet she knows!"
Big Macintosh saw the orange filly get on a scooter and rode off. He was going to get his ear chewed off sending them away to ask their parental figure. Leaving Applebloom looked at her Big brother. Big Macintosh saw that she want going to take no for an answer.
"You should ask Applejack." He said with a sheepish grin. Please. He thought to himself. He didn't want to tell his baby sister about how babies were made.
"But you got ta know! You're older than Applejack! Please Big Macintosh!" Applebloom pleaded. She gave him the eyes! The eyes she knew he couldn't resist.
"Aww shucks, why you had go givin' me the eyes. Fine ah'll tell you." Big Macintosh made himself comfortable on the ground for one of the most uncomfortable talks, "Well, you see when two ponies love each other very much and they want to express that love, of course this is when your married, the two ponies have a sort of "roll around in the hay" Big Macintosh was afraid his face would explode from blushing so much." and then the mare gets pregnant and then they have a baby."
He hoped that this would be enough for his innocent little Applebloom but of course it wasn't, "If I roll around in the hay with someone I'm gonna get pregnant!" Applebloom shouted. She though rolled around in the hay was meant literally.
"Eenope, I meant that figuratively, sugercube, the stallion, "He was almost positive he was going to explode, "put him self into the mare... and after a movement of parts. The mare may end up pregnant."
"What the Stallion put into the mare? Where does he put it?" Applebloom asked with total innocence. Big Macintosh patted his hooves together. He wasn't sure if he could put it subtly.
"The... stallion puts his genitals into the mare's genitals." He said slowly unable to look her in the eye when he said it.
"What does the stallions genitals look like? Oh can I see yours?" Applebloom asked big eyed not seeing why this would be a problem. Big Macintosh almost felt his heart give out he wasn't sure if he could ever stop blushing after this.
"Woah!" He whinnied, "Ya'll just don't go asking that to your family or anyone else! That's a stallion's personal business. Any other questions sugarcube?"
"You said between two ponies that love each other? Have you done this with Applejack?" Applebloom asked. Big Mac was wondering if she was trying to make this as awkward as possible.
"No!" He almost yelled, Applebloom looked a little hurt. He calmed himself, "Not that type of love. This is a bond that you're not born into its love that one can only share with only one person. Ah love you, sugarcube but you never "roll around in the hay" with family. It's just wrong."
Applebloom thought this over giving Big Macintosh the impression that she was done with he awkward questions but no.
Luckly the next question was a might less awkward, "What happen if you have... what's the name of this "Rolling in the hay"?
"Sex" Big Mac grunted.
"Sex? What happens when you do sex before y'all are married?" Applebloom asked.
"Well, truth be told nothing. But you never know if the pony might leave you and in your case the stallion might leave you with a baby to take care of. But you can be safe too."
"Safe?"
"Why yes, you can take your birth control or you have your stallion put on a thing called a condom. He'll do it if he's any sort of gentalcolt." Bug Macintosh felt they were getting away from the very awkward questions, but he was wrong.
"Do you have any condoms?" Applebloom cocked her head slightly. Big Mac was an honest pony but maybe he should... No she was brave enough to ask him he would tell her.
"Eeyup. A have a few." Big Macintosh said.
"Why, have you done sex with a mare? If you have condoms then you must of!" Applebloom asked and the awkward went level up again.
"Well... Y'all...see. Eeyup. I have had sex with a mare." Big Mac blushed hard at this statement.
"Who with? Did it feel good?" Applebloom was getting on a very touchy subject. He cringed, why did Twilight say be investigators. Why not plow pullers?
"A gantalcolt never kisses and tells." He said with a stern voice. But she was giving him the eyes again. "Fine, but don't go tellin nopony. Cheerile."
"Mah teacher! Ah know ah wanted you together but big brother..." She said but then she decied to change the subject once again," can I have a condom. You see there is a very cute colt at school and maybe I could try sex with him!"
Big Macintosh had to stop that right now, "Whoa! Now this isn't something you approach casual! If I ever catch y'all with a colt. You won't be swing the light of day for a month."
"Because I could get pregnant?" Applebloom asked surprised at her brothers sudden welling of anger.
"Well, you couldn't get pregnant now. But having sex is something only adults who really love each other." Big Mac said with a hint of satifaction but that satisfaction was soon gone.
"Why can't ah get pregnant? Is there something wrong with me?" Applebloom looked scared and that melted Big Macintosh's heart. He still was burning with embarrassment though.
"No there ain't nothing' wrong with y'all. But this part is a discussion is best suited to ask Applejack." Big Mac said. He absolutly refused to talk about a mare's special time.
"But I want you to tell me ... Please, Big Mac?" Applebloom looked like she was going to cry witch broke his heart.
"Ah'm not an expert but I'll tell y'all what I know." He face he was afrain was going to be entirely hot with embarrassment, "When a young filly starts to become a mare she goes through a special processes each mouth. I ain't gonna go into to details but you'll need to know that nothing is wrong with you and y'all be just fine."
She seemed to accept this awnser. She perked up alittle when she asked the next question, "How do I know if Im doing sex right?"
Big Macintosh's eyes spread wide his face almost melting of from blushing so much. "Well, you just know..."
"Ah think I understand." Applebloom finally said. Big Macintosh sighed thank goodness. "You you later Big Mac."
She trotted off happily. Big Macintosh realized how late it was and began walking to the house.
"Thank goodness you talked to her!" Applejack's voice came from nowhere. "Ah was afraid she was going to ask me about that stuff."
"You just watched?" Big Macintosh said blankly.
"Eeyup."
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