The Ursa Major glared at Trixie with his piercing red eyes. Both Ursa Minors and the unicorn were frozen in fear.
The Ursa Major opened he mouth and roared, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAVE?!! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CHILDREN?!!" <i> Trixie guesses that he was caught in the translate spell to. That might have been what woken him up!</i> Trixie thought to herself, berating herself for using such a powerful spell in a panic.
The male Ursa Minor spoke up first. "Dad, what are you doing up?"
"I DIDN'T WANT TO GET UP!! BUT THAT-THAT PONY OVER THERE DISRUPTED MY PEACEFUL SLUMBER!! AND NOW, SHE'S GONNA DIE!!" The Ursa Major said in response. The Ursa Major started stepping toward Trixie.
Suddenly, the female said "Dad, wait! Maybe she's friendly?"
The Ursa Major did not respond to that happily.
"OH! SO YOU'RE DEFENDING IT?! I KNEW YOU WERE SISSIES, BUT THIS IS CRAZY!! YOU CAN'T EVN KILL <b> ONE</b> PONY?!! OH MY GOD, EVER SINCE YOU SHOWED ME THAT "TRICK" OF YOURS, I KNEW YOU TWO WOULD GROW UP TO BE FAILURES!"
"Hey! Don't be going around calling us sissies!" said the boy." Our talent is special!" As to demonstrate, the Ursa Minor shruck in size to a regular sized dog! "You see! We can chng our size to whatever we want!" "NO, <b>YOU</b> SEE THAT?! IT'S THAT KIND OF SHENANIGANS THAT SHOW HOW WEAK YOU ARE! WE URSAS ARE FEARSOME BECAUSE OF OUR SHEER SIZE!! WHY WOULD YOU SHRINK?!"
Suddenly, Trixie, spoke up "Y'know, perhaps they're not weak. They look pretty scary to Trixie-"
"SHUT UP PONY! YOU KNOW NOT THE PAIN A FATHER FEELS WHEN HIS CHILDREN TURN OUT TERRIBLE!! IN FACT, Y'KNOW WHAT?! MY CHILDREN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE WEAK! THESE CAN'T BE MY CHILDREN!" "What are you saying, father" both Minors asked.
"IT MEANS I DISOWN YOU! YOU ARE NO LONGER MY CHILDREN!! ALL YOU ARE TO ME NOW OUR FREAKS OF NATURE IN MY CAVE!! AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO COME INTO MY CAVE WITHOUT PERMISSION?!"
All three had a bad feeling a bout this. "Ummm... what do you do?" asked the female one hesitantly.
"I KILL THEM, OF COURSE." He pointed to the male minor "YOU." Then he pointed to the female one "YOU." Finally, he pointed to Trixie "AND YOU, ARE ALL GONNA DIE NOW. GOODBYE.<b> RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!</b>
Every single one of them started to run as a crazy, deranged, an gigantic starbear chased after them.
"Huff-Huff! Hey!" cried the male Minor, "You have spells right? Do something!" "Are you CRAZY?! Trixie doesn't have the power to beat him! What about you?! You can change you size at will! Why don't YOU fight him?!" yelled a clearly agitated Trixie.
"Are you CRAZY?! I don't have the skills to beat him at his size!" "Will you two just SHUT UP!" cried the female from the back.
In a panic, Trixie used her magic to teleport them away...
20 yards to the cave's mouth.
"... Seriously?" asked the male "Best Trixie could do. KEEP RUNNING!!"
As it would turn out, that was just the edge needed to outrun the beast. The two bears and Trixie ran into the trees far away from the Ursa Major. "THAT'S RIGHT! YOU BETTER RUN! <b> RAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!</b>
________________________________________________________________________________
<i>Daybreak</i>
"Well, that was close." said a tired Trixie. The two bears and Trixie barely got a wink of sleep.
"Well look at what you did, pony!" said an equally tired male Ursa. "We have no home now!" "Don't worry!" said Trixie, "Trixie was looking for a new place to live anyway! We can find a new home! Oh wait!" Trixie almost forgot something. "Do you two have names?"
The duo looked at each other. They both said "No." "Well we can't have that can we? Let's see... You" Trixie pointed to the male "are Percy Minor Lulamoon and you" she pointed to the female "are Selena Minor Lulamoon!"
"What? Why is that our names?"
"It just came to Trixie. see how clever she is?" "And why do we have what I'm assuming to be YOUR last name?" "Because,1, Trixie is Great and Powerful and 2 it was the only last name we have at the moment."
"Hey its better than nothing, bro." said Selena. "... Fine." grumbled Percy.
"Don't worry! With Luna as her witness, Trixie will find us shelter! This she swears!"
_________________________________________________________________________________
Meanwhile in Canterlot...
Oh, I don't think Trixie knows just how much of a witness I am." said Luna as she watched the monitors with popcorn in her hoof. "Mwahahahaha!" </i>
_________________________________________________________________________________
<i>Trixie-Cam </i>
As Trixie raised her head to the heavens to announce this proclamation, a blue streak came in the sky. It appeared to be a meteor! As it fell down to the planet, it was also small enough to fit into Trixie's mouth.
We know this because as Trixie's mouth was opened, she swallowed it whole.
Trixie's body immediately started to convulse as she started slipped into unconsciousness.
"Trixie? Trixie! TRRRRRRIIIIIIIXXXXXXIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" said a tearful Selena.
But her cries were unheard of as Trixie's vision slowly faded to black.