Title: So Meta
Pairing: Sombra/Gilda
“So … why have we been paired up again?”
“Crystallllllllllllssssssss.”
“No, seriously, why?”
“Crystallllllllllllssssssss!”
“Last time I checked, this author has me starting something with Princess Luna, which was weird, yeah, but I could dig it. You, on the other claw…”
“Crystallllllllllllssssssss!”
“… That’s all you can say, isn’t it?”
“Crystallllllllllllssssssss?”
“I thought so.”
“Crystallllllllllllssssssss. Crystallllllllllllssssssss. Crystallllllllllllssssssss!”
“Waiter! Check, please!”