Captain Underpants and The Crazy Chaos of Cozy Glow

by Big Imagination E


Chapter 1: The Very Big Anniversary Plans

One morning in Equestria we see the castle of what was once known as Twilight's Castle but now home to George and Harold and their wives and kids. See they earned it after Twilight was crowned the new ruler of Equestria and they were living in there since. Now inside we see George and Harold as full grown adults and the were in the kitchen cooking up some breakfast. Then their wives Lyra and Bon Bon along with the kids came down to the table.

"Hey sleepyheads. How did you sleep last night?" George asked.

"It was okay. Though I had a hard time sleeping cause my belly was aching all night." Bon Bon answered.

"Honey. You know that cheese burritos makes your stomach upset every time you eat them. Shouldn't have gotten one at dinner last night." Harold reminded her.

"I know. But they were so good." Bon Bon whined.

"I get that babe. But if that gave you belly aches then maybe next time when we have Mexican food for dinner try not to eat a cheese burrito and then you won't have belly problems." Harold said.

"Ok honey. So anyways. What's for breakfast?" Bon Bon asked.

"We made everyone your favorite. Donuts, eggs, hashbrowns. With chocolate milk." George said as he placed the plates down and sat down to eat.

"Ooh goody! I'll definitely need that energy for school. Oh um dad? Are you and Uncle George gonna be able to make it to our dodgeball game? It's the game where if we win we get in the finals to take the championship." Color Love asked.

"Oh sorry son but we won't be able to make it. See tomorrow is our anniversary and we can't forget about our wives that we spent our lives with. As much as we want to see you two win that game I'm after we won't be able to." Harold said as his son was disappointed. "But don't worry. I called Twilight and she and her friends are gonna watch you two while were away on our anniversary. And Rainbow Dash is for sure gonna watch you two play at the game."

"Ok. That's better than nothing I suppose. So what exactly did you plan for your anniversary?" Daring Flight asked.

"Well we're heading to Las Pegasus for a two week vacation. And son? There's lots of activities to do there but there's also some things that your too young for." George said.

"Like what dad?" Daring Flight wondered.

"Son. It's probably best til you're older. There are a few things you might not understand from the activities we're gonna do. And besides I think that one day when you find lovers of your own and you get older then you'll understand what kind of activities will happen." George reasoned.

"Ok dad. But we'll miss you when you're gone for two weeks." Daring Flight said.

"We'll miss you too. But we promise that we'll be back and we'll get you some cool stuff from Las Pegasus. But we don't leave til tomorrow. So while there's time why don't you go pack your bags and get ready for school? Me and Harold gotta head to work." George replied.

"Okay dad." Daring Flight said as he and Color Love headed up to their room to pack up for their little vacation of their own.

"We'll get the kids to school. Have a good day and if you run into Twilight tell her they we said hello. See you tonight." Lyra said as she and Bon Bon kissed their husbands.

Then the two went to the bathroom, got changed and headed out to start work at the comic store.


Meanwhile at Ponyville was another building resting atop the pond with a few waterfalls flowing down at its sides and behind it. This was the School of Friendship and we see Lyra and Bon Bon drop off their sons before heading home to pack up for their anniversary. Then Mr Meaner and The Main Six came out of the front doors and smiled seeing them at their arrival.

"Color Love! Daring Flight! There you two are! Are you both superstars ready for some dodgeball practice today?" Mr Meaner asked.

"YEAH!!!" The kids answered.

"Um Mr Meaner?" Twilight said as he faced her. "They still have other classes they need to do before they get to you in the 7th period. After they need knowledge as well as the skills of a dodgeball player."

"I know Twilight. It's just I'm A little hyped up for the upcoming dodgeball game and these two are my star players. Why with them on the team their wouldn't be any other team they can't take down." Mr Meaner said.

"I know Mr Meaner. And while Spitfire is resting up since she is sick we do appreciate you being the gym teacher here. But wait til they finish with their other classes and then they will come and you can train them to get in top shape for the dodgeball game." Rarity said.

"Alright. Ok you heard what Rarity said boys. Go do your other classes and when 7th period comes around then I will help you and the other kids train for the dodgeball game." Mr Meaner replied.

"Ok Mr Meaner." They said in unison.

"And boys? I received a call from your Harold saying that they are gonna be away in Las Pegasus for their anniversary for two weeks. So tomorrow your vacation with me will begin. Tomorrow morning I will have a carriage come pick you boys up at 10am. Now head on to your first class with Pinkie." Twilight said.

The boys nodded and headed inside the school to begin their day. But in the far depths of Equestria was a place where the sun doesn't shine. It's where the most deadly criminals are being held and inside we see two cells. One had Melvin Sneedly in there and he hasn't escaped for almost 8 years now since his intelligence was drained again and destroyed. But in another cell was a pony. But not just any pony. This was a small pegasus filly with curly hair and big bright eyes. She is the most evil pony filly ever. Cozy Glow. She had on an evil grin on her face and wanted to break free.

"Soon. I will bust out. And then I will get my revenge on those ponies for kicking me out of the school!!!" Cozy yelled.

"Don't bother kid." Melvin said as Cozy turned to him. "I tried to get revenge on those ponies a long time ago. But that resulted in me getting stuck in here. And since my intelligence is completely gone there's nothing I can do to break free. And you're just a kid. You probably won't survive very long."

Cozy only growled at his comment. "Oh you'll see. I WILL get out. And when I do I will think of a way to get revenge on those ponies. And I will make them quake in fear that the very mention of my name!!"

"Psh. Good luck with that." Melvin scoffed.

Cozy only gave an evil smirk as she doesn't need luck. She wants revenge. And she will get it.