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// Maud Pie 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Maud Pie

Dear Diary,

So my sister Maud has decided to visit before going off on a research trip towards her rocktorate degree. So I brought everypony together to taste test for the necklaces we always make together. Talk about eye rock candy.

But to my dismay, everypony was having a really hard time bonding with her when she arrived. I guess I kinda left the fact that she's an introvert out of the equation. She never has much to talc about, but it's still gneiss having her here. These candy necklaces are gonna be the schist! It just goes to prove that you should never take your sister for granite. The way she flew through that igneous obstacle course to smash that boulder to pieces totally rocked!

So when she left for her research trip, things got a bit sedimental, and we all gave and traded candy necklaces.

I'm just glad the people watching us got to see this episode that was written by a new writer! Finally, someone with a clean slate!

- Pinkie Pie





Dear Diary,

Thank Celestia Maud didn't stay. For a moment there I was afraid there'd be a seventh  added to the group and we'd have to change up the theme song.

- Twilight Sparkle





~Twilight Sparkle is a bitchy princess
Trying so hard to get a good fuck
Applejack is a background farmer
Spending all day giving trees the buck
Rarity is a fashion designer
Sewing up threads for the perfect look
Rainbow Dash is a weather pony
Napping during work with her Daring Do book
Fluttershy is an animal sitter
Never taking any of that bunny's shit
Pinkie Pie is a partying junkie
Going insane for that next hit
And then there's Maud!
And then there's Maud!
That boulder-punching, pebble-munching, anything-but-candy crunching,
Right on, Maud!