Under Oscar's command to stall Oprah so he and the others can get things ready for her surprise party, O'Malley tries his best. But there's only one solution that seems the most reasonable when all else fails: weaponizing enemies from alternate dimensions. Surely the ones from this one, cutesy-wootsy as it is, are rough, tough, and have kill counts amassing double-digits, right?

Oprah can't possibly take them down the same way she took down half the population of Precinct 13579's Creature Room, right?

Oh, for Pete's sake, she's probably maybe decades old. They should beat her easily. Just what is the issue?

"Other" tag encapsulates the full amount of characters, which goes beyond the tag limit. AU tag has been added due to veering away from the events of "O is Not For Old" as well as contradicting FiM canon.

Cover is an Odd Squad show screencap, from the episode "O is Not For Old".

Yes, this a crackfic. No, don't take it seriously. That's how aneurysms are born.

Rated SV for Senseless Violence. (You can make an exception for crackfics, I'm sure.)

The Cutie Mark Crusaders test the urban legend of writing to Princess Celestia at 3am. Everything goes wrong.

May you find many wonderfully atrocious grammar errors, if there are any o.o.

Gilda the Griffon manages to agitate a bee so much that, as soon as she gets herself stuck, the bee gathers its friends and has them sting her most vulnerable part.

This story is a sequel to The Cuddlequest of Earth

The ponies came to Earth. They saw humans. They cuddled humans. And yet... in yet another different time and in yet another different place, things have been... reversed. The natural order of things is just... reversed. How?

Who cares? Let's watch as Princess Celestia discovers a form of friendship magic more potent than she or even her student Twilight Sparkle has ever had to contend with.

you just gotta take my word on it

After gaining thousands of IQ points from Reddit, Rainbow Dash finds her lovely day interrupted by a menacing insect. The beast aims to cuddle all in her path...including the cerulean speedster herself and her normie marefriend Rarity!

Will Rainbow triumph?

I don't know! Read the story, you lazy bum!

CW: Contains jokes about Redditors, female respecters, 2000s-era atheists, bugs, aggressive cuddling, Christopher Walken, and people who graduated from online universities. Not recommended for the faint of heart or those expecting a good story.

Written for Rockstar Raccoon's Crackfic Storm 2024.

An April Fool's joke that spiraled out of control.

Author note: GUYS THIS WAS INFACT MADE ON MARCH 31ST. TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH. I SEE OTHER STORYS GOING OUT ON MARCH 31ST GOTTA GET MINE OUT THERE.
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Anon gaslights Twilight into thinking its not april first.

This story is a sequel to Shining Armor is Anon's Terrible Dad

You are Anon. After waking up to get breakfast, you discover that you’ve been adopted by Twilight Sparkle and her best friends, who are acting strange. You’re going to get to the bottom of this mystery.

Once upon a time, there was a random pony living in Ponyville. When an uninteresting edgy villain shows up, this overpowered Mary Sue of a character must venture bëÿönd Extria im order to find thr Generic MacGuffin. Only them will she have a chef of defeeetinn this boring, annoying as f*ck, piece of shit villa(0 characters remaining)….

Written For Crackfic Storm 2024

A/N: Featured Third, Near The Top Of Fimfiction’s List of Stories On The Homepage: April 1, 2024!

This story is a sequel to Anon's Betrayal