Warning: Silliness inbound.

By order of the high lords of Terra themselves, a lone soldier from the Death Korps of Krieg has been sent to the planet Epona to wipe out its Xeno population. Starting with Equestria, the Korpsman has sworn not to leave the planet until he falls or completes his mission.

However, no Korpsman should fight without setting up a proper trench first, and so the Korpsman must dig...and dig...and dig.

Destroying Equestria is going to take a while.

Where did the CMC get that industrial-sized pet hairdryer, anyway?

Just a quick little fic I made after the premiere of "Just for Sidekicks", featuring the popular character Kilowatt Hour from my "Shipping and Handling" fic universe. You don't need to read "Shipping and Handling" to understand this, but it might be funnier if you do.

Silver Spoon has a nightmare, and it's all Diamond Tiara's fault.

This story is an untotally authorized sequel to Diamond Tiara Reads a Bedtime Story by Mattricole.

WARNING: contains shipping and filly romance
WARNING: also no-one pre-read this or anything
WARNING: also mostly written in a sleep-deprived state

This story is a sequel to Vinyl and Octavia Break The Timestream

Vinyl and Octavia love their job working for the organisation known as COBRA. It's fun, easy, and since nopony has investigated their past, they're pretty secure there.

Unfortunately, COBRA isn't doing so well. They're running out of money, and unless more is found soon, the organisation will shut down. Luckily, Serpent Superior, the head of COBRA, has a plan so crazy that it probably won't work. But hey, what have they got to lose?

The Vinyl and Octavia Series
1. Vinyl and Octavia Machete Their Way Through the Jungle
2. Vinyl and Octavia Move House
3. Vinyl and Octavia Get Incredibly Drunk
4. Vinyl and Octavia are Forcibly Shipped
5. Vinyl and Octavia Fight Ten Thousand Ninjas
6. Vinyl and Octavia Have Multiple Dates
7. Vinyl and Octavia Engage in Roleplay
8. Vinyl and Octavia in 'Dial D for Detectives'
9. Vinyl and Octavia Duel Destiny
10. Vinyl and Octavia Bust Out of Prison
11. Vinyl and Octavia Join COBRA
12. Vinyl and Octavia Break the Timestream
13. Vinyl and Octavia Rob a Casino
14. Vinyl and Octavia's Freaky Day
15. Vinyl and Octavia Jump the Shark

After the daily mountain of paperwork that results from the insanity that is Ponyville, Ivory Scroll has had enough, and has made a list forbidding things that Ponyville citizens are forbidden from doing. A one shot of surprisingly epic proportions, written in the dead of night.

Twilight her friends go to a carnival in Canterlot, where they find a certain unicorn. Trixie claims to have turned over a new leaf and asks for Twilight's forgiveness. Twixie! Rated teen for dirty jokes.

With his blue sapphire mane in the wind and his roar that echoed off the mountains, Captain Shining charged through the waves bare hoofed leading the charge deeper and deeper into enemy lines
-Anonymous Royal Guard

Shining Armour had the dream of becoming part of the royal guards since Twilight wanted to learn magic. Follow his life and journey of how a colt becomes a stallion and later on the bearer of the 7th element Love in this story filled with love, pain action, sadness and most importantly courage.

This isn't your typical Human story. You actually live a decent life, until you brother is murdered and the man who killed him is now after you, now after a week of running and hiding this game of cat and mouse is over.

Or is it...

Human/Twi 2nd person romance

A/N: First story just an idea I had that evolved into a different idea.
also this wont be high on my priority list so... i'll do it in my spare time.

(RE-TITLED)

Maretime Bay generally has good weather year round but when Izzy comes to town to visit Sunny, she brings something unexpected with her. She brought in something that was completely foreign to the town. Needless to say, the town isn't prepared for it and plenty of problems arise.

Here is a youtube reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5DkSXF3C5w

Featured: 1/16/2022

A normal day at home leads to Flash Sentry having to embark on a simple quest for his girlfriend, needless to say, things get complicated.

Submitted for MLPFan234's Sunset Shimmer contest! Check her stuff out, it's all pretty awesome!

Special thanks to jidbrony, The Wandering Bard, and Turning Gears for proofreading and editing!

Currently looking for the best coverart possible, I'll find it soon, promise!

UPDATE: Made one small change due to a mistake a reader noticed, mistake has been fixed, and story remains unedited otherwise.