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Selbi


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  • 175 weeks
    And No Tear Will Be Shed

    First time in my life "celebrating" new year's eve in solitude. Edgy music from my early teens is playing, my back hurts, the whisky's bottle cap has gone missing and it doesn't look like I'll have to go search for it.

    Or, to summarize it as a single image:

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  • 187 weeks
    Ten

    Exactly ten years ago today the first episode of MLP officially aired. Two days ago I finally finished watching the show. Linkin Park re-released Hybrid Theory for its 20th anniversary.

    God, I’m getting old.

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  • 408 weeks
    Meanwhile, My Haters.

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  • 427 weeks
    Somebody Forgot to Say Something on Time and Now We Are Left with This

    So, I had another birthday, as some of you might still remember. It was a pretty fun day, and the days that followed it were even better. Friends were really nice and I had a great time.

    Then somebody had a bright idea.

    Wait, let me try say that properly again.

    Then somebody had a "bright" idea.

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  • 429 weeks
    21-Face-Down

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May
22nd
2014

How-to: Make Your Story Page Interesting — Summary (tl;dr) · 7:28pm May 22nd, 2014

Even though I didn’t get to say everything I wanted to, I still somehow managed to write eight thousand words on how to create a good story page. If you are reading this you either went in out of curiosity after you finished reading everything else or you just didn’t want to take a look at any of the crap I spat. Both is fine with me, really. I can start rambling way too easily.

So here is some sort of checklist you can use and memorize when you create your story page. It’s what I’ve mentally been using for a long time now, and it worked pretty damn well.


Story Title
• Format it properly (capitalization).
• Don’t use the “Character Verbs (a) Noun” scheme or any variation of it.
• Keep it short (should take less than two seconds to read out loud).
• Don’t use it to tell what the story is about (don’t spoil anything), use it to gain attention.

Cover Art
• It’s always better to have some cover art over none at all.
• Get the general mood of the story across, but don’t spoil anything.
• Keep it simple; overloaded pictures drive your readers away.
• Keep the aspect ratio so that the image is wider than taller (or at least don't use a ridiculously tall image).
• When in doubt, use a simple vector that shows the main characters.
• Don’t use real photography unless you have a very good reason to.

Tags
Story Tags
• Don’t use more than three tags (two are the best).
• Certain tags are bound to get the story a bad initial view regardless of what you do (Crossover, Human, Anthro).
• Certain combinations of tags have the same problem (namely Dark, Alternate Universe, Tragedy, Adventure).
• Try to use tags that tell what the story IS (e.g. Comedy) instead of tags that tell what it CONTAINS (e.g. Human).
Character Tags
• Don’t use more than three tags (try to decide if a certain character is really that important).
• Use the CMC, Mane Six, and Other tags as a way to describe the sidecast instead of adding every single character that appears in the story.
• Only use the OC tag if you absolutely need to.
Rating Tags
• Don’t rate a story Mature-only if it doesn’t contain explicit sex or gore (with few exceptions).
• Only rate a story both gore and sex if you have a very, very good reason to.
• Use the age rating as a way to show how “extreme” or “light-hearted” your story is.

Description
• Long Description = Short Description (Keep both below 250 characters; try to not write more than two or three sentences.)
• Don’t tell us what your story is about, show us why we should read it.
• Unexplained twists, puns, foreshadowing at the end are a good bonus.
• Put absolutely any meta content (like list of editors) at the bottom, not at the top.
• Avoid the More-button if you can help it.
• Don’t spoil anything that could ruin the story. For that it is advised to not directly talk about the story contents.

Chapters
• Same formatting rules as the title.
• Keep consistency (both for average word count per chapter and their titles/syntax).
• Don’t write obnoxiously long chapters (in other words, keep them below 10,000 words).

That about sums everything up. I hope this was helpful in some way and that you learned something too. If you have any more questions, feel free to ask!


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Comments ( 6 )

Thanks for all that, and I'm surely going to use your advice in the future.

I have absorbed this information and shall use it to overthrow the strong and destroy the weak.

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Considering you already have over 2,000 followers, you'd be doing necrophilia. :eeyup:

Do you think you can do a blog on how to plan out stories or something of that manner?

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Other than saying "write an outline" I can't really say much on that matter. I still write too little to say how to get a story well done.

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