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// Family Project 
// Story: Crazy's Crazy Life 
// by Comrade Bagel Muffin 
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Crazy Pyromaniac skipped home from school, Ms. Batty was walking next to him. He was a little concerned that she'd burst into flames what with it being a very sunny, and she was a vampony. She said she wasn't and said that she was something called a Thestral, Ms. Cheerilee was also in on the conspiracy, say that they were more commonly called bat ponies. Button Mash and Rumble thought that she was a glittering vampony, but that was a stupid idea, glittering vamponies, who would even think of that. They said that they read it some where they must have been kidding with him.
"You seem happy Crazy, did you have a good day?"
"Yes, I got to paint in class and make a macaroni art!" He said. "And during recess I played tag with Rumble and Button Mash, and then I detonated 2 full buckets of azidotetrazolate." He smiled. "And then Ms. Cheerilee was so happy with me I could stay home tomorrow and she'd come over to see my project from home!" Crazy cheered.
"That's wonderful!" Batty smiled. "What's ah azit-azhi-az, whatever you said.
"It's the most explosive chemical on Equus!"
"Oh." She paused as crazy continued to skip marrily into the house to tell the gaurd ponies about how impressed Cherrilee was.


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Crazy was working on his presentation in his room the guard ponies said that he wasn't allowed to leave his room until Ms. Cheerilee came. Which was okay because he needed all of the time he could get to do his project. The guard ponies were supper helpful they got all of his toys and firecrackers out of his room so that her could focus on doing his work, he was supper duper lucky to have guardians like them. They said that he was grounded. Which was silly. Of course he was grounded he was an earth pony after all. He was glad that Ms. Cheerilee was coming over because clearly the guard ponies needed to have class with him too. Crazy worked diligently on his project switching through as many crayons as he could. This was another benefit of working from home. At school he could only use pencils to do his work but here he had all of his crayons. He'd give Ms. Cheerilee the best Family Day Project she'd ever seen then she'd let him take his crayons to school. Or better yet she'd move school to his room then even Diamond Tiara would have to be nice to him.
"Crazy your teachers here." Crazy looked up from his project. Ms. Batty had come to get him.
"Just in time. I just got done come on come on!" He grabbed his stuff and ran down stairs. Cheerilee and the guards were sitting at the table. They all looked a little upset at him. "I finished my project." He climbed onto the counter.
"Crazy." Cheerilee began.
"It's okay Ms. Cheerilee I know what to do." He said as batty joined the rest of the guard ponies. "Hello class. My name is Crazy Pyromaniac, and this is my family day presentation!" He smiled. "I live with three Pegasus ponies, and one vampony named Ms. Batty!" He held up a picture. "They'r like my dads! Sometimes like my Uncles. and Ms. Batty is like my mom! I live with them in Ponyville. I moved here after the nice pony with the pretty hair and the sun on her butt told me to come here." Crazy continued giving his speech. It was the best project he ever did even if he stuttered a lot and forgot his lines so had to read straight from the paper.
When he looked up though Loyal Heart and Batty were crying. Duty Bound and Winged Shield both looked sad too. "Was it that bad?" Crazy asked.
"It was beautiful Loyal Heart grabbed Crazy and started hugging him.