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// stallion reader's version 
// Story: do you like starlight glim-glim? 
// by Mica 
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i simp senpai

senpai i simp

that senpai-i-simp! that senpai-i-simp! i do not like that senpai-i-simp!

do you like starlight glim-glim?

i do not like her, senpai-i-simp!
i do not like starlight glim-glim.

would you like starlight here or there?

i do not like her here or there.
i do not like her anywhere.
i do not like starlight glim-glim.
i do not like her, senpai-i-simp.

then would you like sunset shimmer?
do you think that she’s a winner?

i do not like sunset shim-shim.
she gets so angry on a whim.
i do not like starlight glim-glim.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.

would you eat out queen haven's plot?
aren't older mares just super hot?

i do not like queen haven's plot.
i do not like pretentious snobs.
i do not like sunset shim-shim.
i do not like starlight glim-glim.

i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.

would you? could you? kiss marble pie's cheek?
kiss her! kiss her! she doesn't speak.

i do not like marble pie's cheek.
i do not like mares who just squeak.

you may like fluttershy, you’ll see.
you know, she'd like to be a tree!?

i would not, could not, kiss a tree.
not marble pie! just let me be.
i would not like queen haven's plot.
i do not like sunset shim-shim.
i do not like starlight glim-glim.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.

dashie! dashie! dashie! dashie!
could you, would you, with rainbow, please?

not miss dashie! not fluttertree!
not mute ponies! let me be!
i would not like queen haven's plot.
i do not like sunset shim-shim.
i do not like starlight glim-glim.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.

say, rarity! her mane's so soft!
do you think that rarity is hot?

i do not think rarity is hot.

but you do not like senpai-i-simp?

no, i do not like senpai-i-simp!

could you, would you, with trixie?
i would not, could not with trixie!

could you, would you, with pinkie?
i would not, could not with pinkie!

i could not, would not, with trixie.
i will not, will not, with pinkie.
don’t call rarity hot, i think that she is not.
not miss dashie! not fluttershy!
not marble pie! they're not that fine!
i would not like queen haven's plot.
i do not like sunset shim-shim.
i do not like starlight glim-glim.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.

you do not like them, so you say! 
try me! try me! you may be gay!
try me and you may be, i say.

(...and he tries senpai-i-simp...)

say! i do like senpai-i-simp!
i like him way more than trixie!
i like him way more than pinkie!
his charm’s truly a rarity!
i like senpai-i-simp, now i see!
i like him more than rainbow dash!
he's better than that piece of trash.
he's live and kicking, unlike fluttershee,
he's even harder than a tree.
i will kiss senpai on the cheek.
unlike some mares, he loves to speak.
i will eat out his juicy plot.
he'll always let me, he's not a snob.
he's hotter than sunset shim-shim,
he's cuter than starlight glim-glim.
i will like senpai here or there.
i will like senpai anywhere.
i do so like senpai-i-simp!
thank you, thank you, senpai-i-simp.