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// [REDACTED]? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"Twilight!" Rainbow Dash burst into the room holding a [REDACTED]. "Look what I just found! It's a brand-new [REDACTED] that was sitting on the side of the road! Whaddya think?"

Twilight lifted a brow at Rainbow Dash's brand-new [REDACTED]. "Why would anypony throw away a [REDACTED] like that? That's pretty wasteful, even coming from me as I casually throw out this six-million bit lab equipment because I was given an infinite budget by Celestia herself for my newly acquired status as an official Princess of NEET-ism that's overridden my Princess of Friendship title. You want a sandwich?"

"Twilight. I have no idea what you just said, but man does that sandwich look tasty."

Rainbow Dash took the sandwich and promptly forgot all about the [REDACTED] that she'd now left sitting on the floor.