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// Chapter 1 
// Story: Two Nights Ago 
// by Wolf8298 
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Rainbow Dash's violet eyes opened slowly as a very loud and obnoxious beeping noise filled the air. For a short moment, she simply lied there in her bed, wondering where the hell that noise was coming from. But then her mind began function and she realized that her alarm was going off, which was the damn thing that had awoken her.

Normally, this would be the part of her morning routine where Dash would sit up and throw the alarm clock hard against the ground. But today was not very normal. 

The minute Rainbow's eyes had opened, she was greeting with a burning pain in the side of her head, and her entire body ached extremely. She also felt very hot and her nose was so stuffed she couldn't even breathe through it. The pain that hurt the most was in the side of her head, though. At first, Rainbow Dash immediately began to consider that this may be her hangover from the party in Las Pegasus two days ago. But then she remembered that her friend Twilight Sparkle had casted a spell that got rid of hangovers the day after the party, so there was no way she could still have one. This probably didn't apply to Pinkie Pie at all, but that is a whole other story. Rainbow Dash did get sick a lot, but this was not normal. She never had this many aches in her body before.

Rainbow Dash began to think about all of the possible things that could be causing this as she lied in her bed. The alarm was still going off, but Rainbow could care less.

Wait. Dash thought. Maybe this has something to do with that blister on my mouth and....uhh...vagina. Even though her hangover from the party had been cured, Rainbow Dash had noticed that day that a giant blister had appeared on her genital  area, and also on her mouth. She had never had blisters like these before, so she didn't really care much about them and assumed that they would go away.

But maybe those blisters had actually meant something, maybe she had some sort of sickness. The thought of this began to concern Dash. She had things to do, ponies to amaze with her glory, she had no time for sickness! She began to hope that whatever this was, it was minor. She was never an expert on illnesses, so Dash usually has no idea what her illness is if she ever has one. She usually consulted Twilight Sparkle for all that stuff that she didn't care about. 

"That's it!" Rainbow Dash said suddenly, having to shout over her alarm clock that was still ringing. She was careful not to bite her lip as she spoke aloud, it was really hurting. "I'll go see Twilight and find out what's going on. Then she can cure me with that little horn thing of hers." Yes, this was the perfect plan. If you ever needed to know about egghead stuff, Twilight was your pony.

Feeling a boost of confidence, Rainbow decided that she was going to have to get out of the bed. She felt like shit,  but it wouldn't stop if she didn't get help. 

Sighing, Rainbow kicked off the covers with her sore legs and crawled out of her bed. Rainbow then took the alarm clock in her hoof and not so gracefully threw it out the window. She would retrieve it later, that alarm clock was tough. She had thrown it out the window hundreds of times.

Rainbow was trying her best to ignore the fact that her body was sore, she was feverish, her lip burned like hell. Not to mention that her vagina was probably the itchiest thing Rainbow Dash had ever experienced. But despite everything, the rainbow colored speed demon spread her wings and simply flew out the window. 

Her giant cloud house was a fair distance from Ponyville but the wind in her mane made Rainbow Dash forget about her soreness. She was supposed to be clearing the skies about an hour ago, but by know Rainbow couldn't give two shits. 

Instead, she rocketed away from her house and towards Ponyville, ready to seek out her purple egghead friend.