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// 123. Who made you God? 
// Story: Short Shorts 
// by Coranth 
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There, in the Everfree Forest, Twilight Sparkle and I stood facing each other, my Nexus - the Dragon Weyr - looming over us. "Ponies," Twilight Sparkle softly intoned, "have a place here. You do not." 

At this, I blinked. Then, crouching down to her level, I replied, "Really?"

Twilight nodded.

"Who the fuck died and made you God, bitch?" I responded. Then, as Twilight's jaw dropped open, I promptly turned and reentered the Weyr, the massive psi-steel doors of the Gate of Dawn slamming closed behind me with a resounding BOOM.

The Gate wouldn't open to admit a pony ever again.