I slowly got to my paws as I yawned.
"Fair morning to thou!"
"GAAAH!" I shouted as the face of a certain blue alicorn met my nose.
"Luna! Language?"
Oh great! SHE'S here too!
"Nooo.." Landon muttered as he rolled over in his sleep.
"Alright, What's the deal." I state.
I slowly cast my eyes to the book I was given yesterday.
"Nope!" I shouted, pouncing on it.
I grasped it with my arms and held it tight. I felt the tingling sensation of magic as I was lifted off the ground.
"NOOOOO!" I shouted.
"Give. It. TO. US!" Luna shouted, pulling with her magic.
"But it's mine! I haven't finished reading it!"
"Amaterasu! Give!" Celestia shouted.
"I'm not an ordinary wolf you know Celly!"
"AMATERASU!"
... Meep...
It was at that time that our friendly neighborhood manticore that I totally remembered about and who made I deal with ran through my cave.
"FUCK OFF!" I shouted at him.
I pulled away from Luna's magic and jumped to the ground.
"FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOU!" I shouted, looking in each of their directions.
The three slowed down as I panted.
"Can't I have ONE day to relax?! I mean! Seriously! Come on!"
"... I'll give you a week, THEN you'll be next!" Our favorite manticore shouted before flying off.
"Love ya too!" I sarcastically shouted.
I turned back to the Princesses.
"Would you take a gift from friend away from another?" I reluctantly asked.
"Bu-"
"Page 45, Luna secretly puts on a pop record every night after Celestia goes to sleep and starts to sing "Disco Mare"... Wait. I just got a feeling of Deja vu..."
I looked back up at Luna, who had a bright red blush emblazoned on her cheeks.
"Uh... Do we need to have a talk?" Celestia asked.
"... T-that's not true!"
"You HATE pop!"
"Now. LEAVE." I pointed a paw at the edge of the cave and gave then a deadpanned stare.
With a blast of light the two left, Leaving the cave in silence.
"Thank.... Erm... Cadence..." I sighed, slumping down.
"Hm? Did I miss something?" Landon spoke up.
"Yes. A lot." I sighed again.
"Meh."
A silence flew into the room.
"Wanna go on an adventure?"
I got up and looked at him.
"Why not."
(Landon's POV)
"NAOOOMIIII" I called as I roamed the empty halls of the castle.
I turned down the long hallway to see a light at the end. I slowly stepped to look through the edge of the doorway.
"THOU SHANT BEST ME!" A loud voice shouted.
"Bring it on! I've still got enough time on my side!"
Silence echoed through the room before I heard a scream.
"NO! THAT WAS MY SECRET WEAPON!"
"HAHAHHAHAAA!!! THOU CANNOT BEST THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT!"
"Naomi!? Are you-" I asked, stepping through the doorway.
Inside was the spectral image of Nightmare Moon and Naomi. They were sitting at a table playing something that looked reminiscent to Hearthstone.
"I-I can explain." Naomi spoke.
A hour earlier...
"Are we there yeeeeet!" I moaned, dragging my paws a little.
"No." Naomi spoke irritably.
I waited a bit before whining.
"Stop! We're here!" She shouted.
I gave her a cheeky grin before realizing where we are.
"No." I deadpanned at the sight of the giant castle.
"Come on... Stop being such a baby!"
"No."
"How about I give you anything you want if you go in for twenty minutes."
I waited and thought it through.
"Fine. If a pony Slenderman jumps me I'm blaming you from beyond the grave." I sighed.
"Deal." she said, gleefully.
"This isn't so bad." Naomi stated, bumping me a little.
"Mh." I mutter, walking a little slower.
I stopped in front of a pony shaped suit of armor.
"Oh god... I'm getting bad memories of Amnesia...." I muttered, poking the suit of armor.
"Landon! Hurry up!"
I span around to find that Naomi had left me. Shit. I slowly crept away for the armor as I continued down the hall. There was no light but it wasn't too bad.
"Naomi?" I whispered in the dark.
For about thirty minutes I wandered in the darkness. Soon a strange purple light lit the torches.
"... Uhhh..." I muttered.
"Come here..."
... NOPE!
With that thought, I swiftly span around and walked as calm as possible away from the voice.
...
By that I mean I ran away screaming.
"GAAAAAAAAHHHH! CREEPYVOICEGOAWAY!"
About ten minutes later I stopped to catch my breath.
"... And this last move will make me the victor!"
"Naomi?" I whispered, looking in the direction the voice came from.
Current time
"Uhhhh..." Naomi muttered.
I just sigh.
"Lets go home..." I sigh.
Naomi sighed and walked behind me.
"Oh yeah, It's been around an hour..." I muttered.
"... Ok... whaddya want..." She muttered in return.
"Chocolate." I stated.
"Chocolate." Naomi deadpanned.
"Yup."
"Isn't that supposed to be poison to wolves and dogs?"
"We're magical telepathic wolves. I think we'll be safe." I deadpan.
"Whatever."
We continue to the end in silence.
(Naomi's POV)
By the time we get back to the cave we're both tired.
"Niiiiight~" Landon muttered, falling down.
"Meh." I mutter, falling on the ground as well.
Before long, I'm knocked out cold by fatigue.
"NAOOOMIIII!!! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!"
My eyes flutter open at the scream of Landon. What I see... makes me want to freak out.
Evil black vines... Evil black vines everywhere...
"Meep."